Fertballs

When you try to fart but end up taking a shit by mistake, with the shit being little deer droppings

“I think I just dropped some fertballs…” said Jacob after shitting when trying to fart.

by Skimbob October 24, 2022

fartballs

A vicious, highly infectious disease in men that is spread when the groin region gets intentionally farted on by another person (not necessarily one with fartballs). Common symptoms are denial and irrational aggressiveness towards people named Michael.

Bob: Hey Michael, I heard Joey has fartballs
Michael:
Joey: I do not have fartballs! Fuck you, Michael!

by Jack Fitzy February 15, 2022

fartball

When you see someone heating something in a microwave at work, home or the gas station you cup your hand around your butthole and fart. With the fart trapped in your hand you open the microwave and drop your fart. Some variations have the fartballer screaming FARTBALL at the fartballed. Others live with the quiet satisfaction that only an anonymous fartball can provide.

"I used to hate my boss. Then I started fartballing his afternoon coffee and I feel better."

by i am fartball April 21, 2009

Feetballs

When ones balls are placed upon someone elses feet.

That broad was tickled pink when I gave her feetballs

by Feetballer January 12, 2009

Mexican Fireballs

The act of pouring cheap tequila on your nuts and lighting them ablaze whilst tea-bagging your date. Very pleasurable for all those involved.

Nick: Dude, this weekend I totally performed Mexican Fireballs on some chick. We had to go to the E.R. after.
Aaron: You sick fuck.......

by BigBossHog69 October 4, 2010

ferbalasarous

a skinny superstitious woman who goes to bed early, runs into bushes with her car, and is afraid of merging on freeways.

sarah elizabeth ferBuson is a ferbalasarous.

by Calvin Chipmunk March 30, 2008

freeballs

going without underwear

"all my camp counselors went freeballs."

by lauren September 1, 2003