NOUN: An inebriated flat assed male, who wears old man clothes and sleeps with ghosts. Has an obsession with academics and Hogwarts. The more alcohol in his system, the more useless information emits from his deranged mind. Idolizes Mike "The Situation" and Pauly-D on the 1's and 2's. Also, bathes in alfredo sauce.
Sara: Let's do a shot!
(Four shots later)
Fesse: I've already told you guys this a thousand times, but my parents' bought me this really expensive reference guide collection. I cried and jizzed in my pants a little bit.
"Fuck your Honda Civic, I have a horse outside."
(Four shots later)
Fesse: I've already told you guys this a thousand times, but my parents' bought me this really expensive reference guide collection. I cried and jizzed in my pants a little bit.
"Fuck your Honda Civic, I have a horse outside."
by The Meatballs February 9, 2012
by Smb July 4, 2018
by J to the Y to the D to the E February 6, 2003
French Canadian slang for buttocks. One butt cheek would be "fess" and both butt cheeks would be "fesses"
by Mrberlinnh September 18, 2014
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Anonymous confessions app for high schoolers to post secrets, crushes, compliments etc. to the rest of the kids at their school.
"OMG did you see what was posted on Fess about Mr. Jones? Scandaloussssssss!"
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"Hey was it you who Fessed about what happened at Friday's party?"
"No! But I'm dying to find out who it was!"
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"Hey was it you who Fessed about what happened at Friday's party?"
"No! But I'm dying to find out who it was!"
by Julz Ohh June 3, 2014