fessel 

Often reffered to as sexy people, chill and everyone loves Fessel's. Rich and funny mutha fuckers. Often Kinky as hell (girls)

Ken - "Dude that chick was cuffing me last night"

Brad - "Chick's a Fessel."

Ken - "Was I that drunk?"

fessel by CincinnatiDuela12 March 30, 2009

Fesse moi 

An erotic way to say "spank me" (french term) pronounced "fess mwaa"

My girlfriend likes to be spanked during sex she says "oh fesse moi, fesse moi harder!"

Fesse moi by Fesse-moi baby! August 18, 2009

Fessed 

To be upset, annoyed, or agitated about something

Bruh, why are you so fessed? It wasn't even about you!

Fessed by Smb July 4, 2018

Fesslehead 

Also can be called Fessle. A person who is lacking in common sense. Often confused with the plant fiddlehead

You are such a fesslehead!

Fesslehead by Jakeybaby June 21, 2006

Fussell 

Main Entry: 1Fuss•ell
Pronunciation: \`fəs-sōl\
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): fuss•ell \ fuss•ell•er
Etymology: Middle English Fesouel
Date: 13th century

1: something produced by mistake <a typographical fussell>; especially : a postage stamp exhibiting a consistent flaw (as a wrong color) in its manufacture
2 a: the difference between an observed or calculated value and a true value; specifically : variation in measurements, calculations, or observations of a quantity due to mistakes or to uncontrollable factors b: the amount of deviation from a standard or specification
3: a deficiency or imperfection in structure or function <fussell of metabolism>
1 : a wrong judgment
4 : a wrong action or statement proceeding from faulty judgment, inadequate knowledge, or inattention
5 a: a disordered, untidy, offensive, or unpleasant state or condition <your room is in a fussell> b: one that is disordered, untidy, offensive, or unpleasant usually because of blundering, laxity, or misconduct <the movie is a fussell, as sloppy in concept as it is in execution — Judith Crist>

Main Entry: 1Fuss•ell
Pronunciation: \`f&#601;s-s&#333;l\
Function: verb
Inflected Form(s): fuss•ell•ed \ fuss•ell \ fuss•ell•ing
Etymology: Middle English Fesouel
Date: 13th century

transitive verb
1: to blunder in the choice of <fusselled her way in the dark>
2 a: to misunderstand the meaning or intention of <don't fussell me, I mean exactly what I said> b: to make a wrong judgment of the character or ability of
3: to identify wrongly : confuse with another <I fusselled him for his brother>
1 : to handle roughly
4 a: to make dirty or untidy —often used with up<don't fussell up your room> b: to mix up —often used with up<really fusselled up my life>
5: to interfere with —often used with up<magnetic storms that fussell up communications — Time>
6: to rough up —often used with up<fussell him up good so he won't cheat us again>

intransitive verb
1: to be wrong <you fusselled when you thought I laughed at you — Thomas Hardy>
2: to make a mess
3 a: <children like to fussell around with paints> b: to handle or play with something especially carelessly <don't fussell with my camera> —often used with around c: to take an active interest in something or someone <fusselling around with new video techniques>; also <fusselling in other people's affairs> <you'd better not fussell with me>
4: to become confused or make an error —usually used with up

<your room is in a fussell>
<the movie is a fussell, as sloppy in concept as it is in execution — Judith Crist>
<fusselled her way in the dark>
<I fusselled him for his brother>

Fussell by Jarred Dewhite March 21, 2008

Fessle

Or Fessle-head. An unknowledgable person. Often confused with Fiddle-head.

You are such a Fessle.

Fessle by Jakeybaby September 1, 2008

Füsseldorf 

The act of defecating out the window of a moving vehicle.

Ryan just couldn't hold it until the next rest stop so he füsseldorfed on route 80.

Füsseldorf by 55378008 May 2, 2017