fessence 

Pre-farting sensation. Can be a pleasant experience

Those beans ave me a terrible bout of fessence

fessence by Colm November 30, 2004

fessenden

An all boys boarding/day school in West Newton, MA. Grades K-9, optional boarding after 5th grade. Very strong academics and decent sports, most of the graduates continue on to the top prep schools in the county.

Fessenden is one the best schools in the country.

fessenden by mynameisjohn September 5, 2006

Fessenden School 

All boys prepschool. Great athletics and art.

Fessenden School rocks

Fessenden School by Laxboy4 May 17, 2009

fessenger 

A portmanteau of "fashion" and "messenger", a person who rides a single speed track bike and carries a bike messenger bag but does not work for a courier company.

Who does that guy work for?

Oh, that's a fessenger, bro. He's just a commuter.

fessenger by Mensa Cramps January 9, 2013

Fessenden

The Fessenden School is a Pre-K to 9 all boys private school in Newton, Massachusetts. Often attended by pompous children of successful businessmen, Fessenden students think of public school students as uneducated idiots, while public school students think of Fessenden students merely as spenders of daddy’s money. Fessenden has a 40 acre campus, with academic, musical, and athletic facilities. It is important to note that while Fessenden claims to have a tremendous music program and has invested millions in a state of the art facility, they lack the talent to utilize those correctly. That is not to say there is no talent, however, those who have talent are often held back to make others feel better about their pompous selves. However, Fessenden is an overachiever in athletics, with several varsity teams that dominate in all New-England competitions, often defeating teams from high schools.

Fessenden has notable rivalries with the Fenn School, the Eaglebrook school, ad well as basically any other school with an athletic presence. Fenn is known as a copycat of Fessenden, with essentially a motto that can only be viewed as a lesser version of Fessenden’s.

It’s not surprising how because of Fessenden’s all boys status, their students are often unable to communicate with female counterparts.

Fessenden by Damascus Goat June 7, 2022