Fernandes

Fun loving people who enjoy singing, drinking and making love. A passionate person who loves to show off

God! Its no fun unless you've met a Fernandes

by free willed December 4, 2011

fernandes

Noun: A homosexual union consisting of a large white man and a smaller, submissive Asian man. Note: Can also be used to describe a heterosexual union between a large white man and a smaller asian woman by adding the term "reverse" before the word.

Verb: To violate or dirty in an especially sneaky or painful manner.

Noun: The gay pride parade was especially full of leather-clad fernandes. Or: John Lennon and Yoko Ono are a great example of a reverse fernandes.

Verb: He sure fernandesed the bathroom...I can't believe that the leather couch withstood such a fernandesing...His anus will never be the same after the fernandesing he received.

by Junmaster November 21, 2006

Fernandes-ed

When a "friend" in you fantasy football premier league swindles you out of a great player during a trade.

Damn it, i just got fernandes-ed by James, thought i waa getting a good trade!

by Jt2501991 December 25, 2020

Bruno Fernandes

Portuguese Magnifico! A star attacking midfielder recently signed for Manchester United and immediately having an impact to turn the season around under OATW.

Bruno goes left and goes right and makes defenders look shite.

A protracted transfer was completed in January 2020 for an initial £47 and paid immediate dividends.

Bruno Fernandes may often be referred to as "BRUNO! BRUNO! BRUNO!

Bruno made those defenders look shite. Bruno Fernandes is some player!

by Benny XI July 13, 2020

Matthew Fernandes

An autistic fuck that goes to NGS and takes people into his forest

"Where is David"

"Didn't Matthew Fernandes abduct him"

by why do i do the things i do October 26, 2020

nay caden fernandes

Nay Caden Fernandes ,What can i evn say about him, he is damn handsome and he is such a freaking dumbass but is super nice! Literally a gentlemen!!!! He knows how to treat a girl right and will treat her like a literal princess. He is the most sweetest guy you will ever meet

I kinda love Nay Caden Fernandes

by MasterX69 November 3, 2022

Alexie Fernandes

The kindest, sweetest, most generous and the wittiest girl ever known to mankind. She’s an excellent wife and mother along with being a very good baker, crochetier, and pianist moreover she’s very pretty too. She usually is very tough on herself and criticizes every error made by her, but she’s a wonderful person to be around, talk to and hang out with. If you meet an Alexie, Get married to her if she’s not already married you’ll never know when you’ll meet another of this rare specimen of human kind

She’s such an Alexie Fernandes, I’m totally gonna ask her out.

by Leafthief4649 February 28, 2022