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Fernandes 

Fun loving people who enjoy singing, drinking and making love. A passionate person who loves to show off
God! Its no fun unless you've met a Fernandes
Fernandes by free willed December 4, 2011
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fernandes 

Noun: A homosexual union consisting of a large white man and a smaller, submissive Asian man. Note: Can also be used to describe a heterosexual union between a large white man and a smaller asian woman by adding the term "reverse" before the word.

Verb: To violate or dirty in an especially sneaky or painful manner.
Noun: The gay pride parade was especially full of leather-clad fernandes. Or: John Lennon and Yoko Ono are a great example of a reverse fernandes.

Verb: He sure fernandesed the bathroom...I can't believe that the leather couch withstood such a fernandesing...His anus will never be the same after the fernandesing he received.
fernandes by Junmaster November 21, 2006

Fernandes-ed 

When a "friend" in you fantasy football premier league swindles you out of a great player during a trade.
Damn it, i just got fernandes-ed by James, thought i waa getting a good trade!
Fernandes-ed by Jt2501991 December 25, 2020

Bruno Fernandes

Portuguese Magnifico! A star attacking midfielder recently signed for Manchester United and immediately having an impact to turn the season around under OATW.

Bruno goes left and goes right and makes defenders look shite.

A protracted transfer was completed in January 2020 for an initial £47 and paid immediate dividends.

Bruno Fernandes may often be referred to as "BRUNO! BRUNO! BRUNO!
Bruno made those defenders look shite. Bruno Fernandes is some player!
Bruno Fernandes by Benny XI July 13, 2020

Matthew Fernandes 

An autistic fuck that goes to NGS and takes people into his forest
"Where is David"

"Didn't Matthew Fernandes abduct him"

nay caden fernandes

Nay Caden Fernandes ,What can i evn say about him, he is damn handsome and he is such a freaking dumbass but is super nice! Literally a gentlemen!!!! He knows how to treat a girl right and will treat her like a literal princess. He is the most sweetest guy you will ever meet
I kinda love Nay Caden Fernandes
nay caden fernandes by MasterX69 November 3, 2022

Alexie Fernandes 

The kindest, sweetest, most generous and the wittiest girl ever known to mankind. She’s an excellent wife and mother along with being a very good baker, crochetier, and pianist moreover she’s very pretty too. She usually is very tough on herself and criticizes every error made by her, but she’s a wonderful person to be around, talk to and hang out with. If you meet an Alexie, Get married to her if she’s not already married you’ll never know when you’ll meet another of this rare specimen of human kind
She’s such an Alexie Fernandes, I’m totally gonna ask her out.
Alexie Fernandes by Leafthief4649 February 28, 2022
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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