8 definitions by Leafthief4649
by Leafthief4649 November 18, 2022
A stupid, dumb, ignorant girl that loves singing much to the sorrow of the poor people listening to it and dancing even though she tends to injure people when doing that. Her signature dance move is the merry go round although it is tornado pushing people, chairs, tables literally anything in her way. If a divine cheesy likes you, I suggest moving to another state.
by Leafthief4649 February 26, 2022
An adjective describing a whore, that uses at least 40 filters on instagram and has a different boyfriend every week.
by Leafthief4649 March 6, 2022
The most foul-smelling, thieving, long-nosed creatures to ever exist. Pathanis originate from Pakistan, Afghanistan and parts of India, The Majority of which, reside in a city called Peshwar in Pakistan, Although a large number of them can be found in the middle east, driving school buses without a license and playing cricket in the middle of nowhere.
Every month, Male pathanis conduct a sacred ritual where they eat some biryani in a washroom and clap. Legends say that this summons the Patan deity named ‘Natap’ or ‘Muhammad Nathap’ who protects the Pathans and grants them their wishes in exchange for an offering for roasted meats and kabobs.
Male Pathani occupations include: As mentioned above Driving school buses terribly, Stealing money, Threatening to bomb a place, Causing explosions, Bragging about how rich his father is, Vaping, Causing Chaos, Starting Fights, Working in a Car Wash or Petrol pump.
Note that Female Pathanis generally don’t work, as they are busy at home contributing to the Pathan population. In the rare case they do choose to work, They usually tend to work as a teacher.
Every month, Male pathanis conduct a sacred ritual where they eat some biryani in a washroom and clap. Legends say that this summons the Patan deity named ‘Natap’ or ‘Muhammad Nathap’ who protects the Pathans and grants them their wishes in exchange for an offering for roasted meats and kabobs.
Male Pathani occupations include: As mentioned above Driving school buses terribly, Stealing money, Threatening to bomb a place, Causing explosions, Bragging about how rich his father is, Vaping, Causing Chaos, Starting Fights, Working in a Car Wash or Petrol pump.
Note that Female Pathanis generally don’t work, as they are busy at home contributing to the Pathan population. In the rare case they do choose to work, They usually tend to work as a teacher.
John: All my books are missing and I can see greasy bones on the floor.
Arthur: You, My have friend — Have been swindled by 'em pathanis.
Arthur: You, My have friend — Have been swindled by 'em pathanis.
by Leafthief4649 November 19, 2022
She's the coolest person you’ll ever meet. She has seven children two of whom are adopted from Haiti, she’s also an excellent judge and overall a wonderful woman to be around. If you have a woman like this who is your girlfriend your life is set.
by Leafthief4649 February 9, 2022
The kindest, sweetest, most generous and the wittiest girl ever known to mankind. She’s an excellent wife and mother along with being a very good baker, crochetier, and pianist moreover she’s very pretty too. She usually is very tough on herself and criticizes every error made by her, but she’s a wonderful person to be around, talk to and hang out with. If you meet an Alexie, Get married to her if she’s not already married you’ll never know when you’ll meet another of this rare specimen of human kind
by Leafthief4649 February 28, 2022
A judge that's been nominated into a Supreme Court judge because of her sex and colour. She’s known for giving child sex offenders light sentences and not being able to define woman despite being one herself.
Ketanji Brown Jackson is a Supreme Court nominee
by Leafthief4649 March 25, 2022