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fernandes 

Noun: A homosexual union consisting of a large white man and a smaller, submissive Asian man. Note: Can also be used to describe a heterosexual union between a large white man and a smaller asian woman by adding the term "reverse" before the word.

Verb: To violate or dirty in an especially sneaky or painful manner.
Noun: The gay pride parade was especially full of leather-clad fernandes. Or: John Lennon and Yoko Ono are a great example of a reverse fernandes.

Verb: He sure fernandesed the bathroom...I can't believe that the leather couch withstood such a fernandesing...His anus will never be the same after the fernandesing he received.
fernandes by Junmaster November 21, 2006

Fernandes-ed 

When a "friend" in you fantasy football premier league swindles you out of a great player during a trade.
Damn it, i just got fernandes-ed by James, thought i waa getting a good trade!
Fernandes-ed by Jt2501991 December 25, 2020

Bruno Fernandes

Portuguese Magnifico! A star attacking midfielder recently signed for Manchester United and immediately having an impact to turn the season around under OATW.

Bruno goes left and goes right and makes defenders look shite.

A protracted transfer was completed in January 2020 for an initial £47 and paid immediate dividends.

Bruno Fernandes may often be referred to as "BRUNO! BRUNO! BRUNO!
Bruno made those defenders look shite. Bruno Fernandes is some player!
Bruno Fernandes by Benny XI July 13, 2020

Matthew Fernandes 

An autistic fuck that goes to NGS and takes people into his forest
"Where is David"

"Didn't Matthew Fernandes abduct him"

nay caden fernandes

Nay Caden Fernandes ,What can i evn say about him, he is damn handsome and he is such a freaking dumbass but is super nice! Literally a gentlemen!!!! He knows how to treat a girl right and will treat her like a literal princess. He is the most sweetest guy you will ever meet
I kinda love Nay Caden Fernandes
nay caden fernandes by MasterX69 November 3, 2022

Alexie Fernandes 

The kindest, sweetest, most generous and the wittiest girl ever known to mankind. She’s an excellent wife and mother along with being a very good baker, crochetier, and pianist moreover she’s very pretty too. She usually is very tough on herself and criticizes every error made by her, but she’s a wonderful person to be around, talk to and hang out with. If you meet an Alexie, Get married to her if she’s not already married you’ll never know when you’ll meet another of this rare specimen of human kind
She’s such an Alexie Fernandes, I’m totally gonna ask her out.
Alexie Fernandes by Leafthief4649 February 28, 2022
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Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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