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feline paralysis 

The inability to move or accomplish anything useful because the cat is lying in you lab purring/sleeping.
Him: Hon, could you grab me a beer from the fridge?
Her: Get it yourself!
Him: I can't. I've got feline paralysis.
feline paralysis by metasymantic February 6, 2009
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Damn it’s Feriel
Feriel by Bigdicboi November 19, 2019
Frineds are great! They are better than Friends! they are your close friends. Frineds are the people that come into your head when someone says; "who are your best friends?" . These AREN'T your best friends , these are Frineds
Dave : Bob, your my frined!

Bob : Really? Thanks man!
Frined by AsH-is-in-love October 14, 2008
Feride means unique, most of the time from a Turkish decent. They are beautiful and kind. They are good at keeping secrets and are loyal friends.
I met Feride at the park, man she is kind!
Feride by The writer1234 December 7, 2020

Feline Scale

Based on a woman's age, this scale classifies women (who prey on younger men for their sexual appetite) as felines.

The scale is as follows:

Age 0-12: Housecat
Age 13-17: Bobcat
Age 18-21: Wildcat
Age 22-29: Lynx
Age 30-39: Puma
Age 40-49: Cougar
Age 50-59: Jaguar
Age 60-68: Panther
Age 69: Pussycat
Age 70-79: Cheetah
Age 80-89: Leopard
Age 90-99: Tiger
Age 100+: Lion
Jessica Biel is a Lynx on the Feline Scale, but Heidi Klum, Demi Moore, Jane Seymour, and Dame Judi Dench are classified as Puma, Cougar, Jaguar, and Cheetah, respectively.
Feline Scale by Eightball Jedi January 13, 2009