feltner

A Mustacheo’d man boy who puts on a fake southern twang and pretends to enjoy low end seafood in an attempt to seem blue collar meanwhile their wrist are adorned in strip club VIP badges.

Man, that feltner who just went into the red slipper room totally stole my baked clam casserole when my back was turned. He said sorry y’all in the fakest accent. What a feltner.

by Jason Tippet February 24, 2025

felter

To enjoy the warmth that another person has left behind.

After he left, I pressed my face to the couch and feltered his heat.

by Jonathan Bardin May 28, 2006

Felter

The act of taking advantage of handicapped accessories for personal gain.

I stole my mom's handicap sticker, so I could felter a parking spot.

by halbec October 31, 2011

feltzer

The Feltzer is to a woman's vagina as a soul patch is to a man's face.

Nikki lowered her skirt to reveal her Feltzer.

by asterix299 August 14, 2006

felkner

the hottest last name in the world you dont fuck with the felkner family youll get screwed up the butt. seriously dont mess with the felkners.

hahaha that felkner screwed me up the butt

by thatdamnbastard August 23, 2011

Duck Felter

A name to give a non-existent halloween costume.

A: What are you?
B: I'm a duck felter
A:what IS that??
B:...look it up...

by PamEyes October 31, 2009

Andrew Fellner

An obnoxious, arrogant, egotistical moron who thinks so highly of himself that he may as well be God.

“Oh my god, twenty one pilots are soooo good, and I won’t be bothered to argue otherwise”
“Your such an Andrew Fellner”

by DogFuker45 June 18, 2018