asterix299's definitions

feltzer

The Feltzer is to a woman's vagina as a soul patch is to a man's face.

Nikki lowered her skirt to reveal her Feltzer.

by asterix299 August 14, 2006

Glunk

To club someone over the head with a stiff, blunt object - as a caveman would do - in order to render the person unconscious.

The homeowner grabbed a wooden bat and glunked the unaware intruder.

by asterix299 November 28, 2015