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adj: Something that is cool--like the lowered trucks all the cool kids at school drive.
Wow, Josh lost his virginity by having a threesome with an Indonesian transvestite while wearing her soiled panties over his head and a 300 pound unshaven hooker that's missing her two front teeth on a used mattress in the back alley of a Motel 6 all while giving a reach-around to William Shatner and how he has four different STDs? That guy is lowered!
lowered by Phil Is iLL May 30, 2006
Words you can keep
when you just downed an energy drink so fast that instead of feeling energised you feel like you want to throw up
i just lowered a can of relentless. I feel like a beached whale.
lowered by haven_turtle January 29, 2010

lowered laughter inhibition 

When you say several hilarious things in a row, and the next joke you tell is not really that funny, but your friend busts up because your jokes lowered their laughter inhibition.
Rob: What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
Daniel: What?
Rob: A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
Daniel: Hahahahaha, good one.
Rob: Why does the Easter Bunny hide Easter eggs?
Rob: He doesn't want anyone knowing he's been fucking the chickens!
Daniel: Hahahaha! That's fucked up.
Rob: Ok one more. What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?
Daniel: What?
Rob: Snowballs.
Daniel: Hahahhaa that was hilarious.
Rob: No it wasn't, you just have lowered laughter inhibition.

Ears lowered 

hair cut
You just got your ears lowered, didn't you?
Ears lowered by hsghl;j October 11, 2010

ears lowered 

A slang term for a hair cut.
I got my ears lowered over the weekend.
ears lowered by mikelikewhoa451 March 17, 2007
Word of the Day on December 26, 2016

got my ears lowered 

I went to the barber and got my ears lowered.
got my ears lowered by Poppi July 25, 2021

Ears Lowered 

Per B-Mo a phrase meaning getting a hair cut
Damn J-Siz did you get your ears lowered, cuz your wig is bussin'
Ears Lowered by J Sizdaboss March 4, 2022
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026
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