feltzer 

The Feltzer is to a woman's vagina as a soul patch is to a man's face.

Nikki lowered her skirt to reveal her Feltzer.

feltzer by asterix299 August 14, 2006

Fetzering 

Noun: 1. The act of making an unfounded or unsubstantiated claim.
2. In philosophy, a method of debate or discussion based of the premise of: I think, therefore I am. I think you're wrong. therefore you are.
3. The act of disagreeing by employing rancor, name calling, ad hominem attacks or straw man argument.

Etymology: Fetzering began in earnest in the late 1960's, being implemented by a JFK conspiracy theorist and has since expanded it's use in the 9/11 debate arena.

1. Without evidence your claim is simple fetzering.

2. He should rely on his data instead of fetzering.

Fetzering by bpete1969 February 19, 2013

felter 

To enjoy the warmth that another person has left behind.

After he left, I pressed my face to the couch and feltered his heat.

felter by Jonathan Bardin May 28, 2006

Felter 

The act of taking advantage of handicapped accessories for personal gain.

I stole my mom's handicap sticker, so I could felter a parking spot.

Felter by halbec October 31, 2011

Duck Felter 

A name to give a non-existent halloween costume.

A: What are you?
B: I'm a duck felter
A:what IS that??
B:...look it up...

Duck Felter by PamEyes October 31, 2009

Felzer 

A sexual position involving a gallon of old milk (preferably soy), a sac of muskrats, a dead skinless midget, bagels, an omaha steak (only the best!). The male tends to wear a ski mask with a rabbi outfit while the female is in her clown suit with her facial and armpit hair grown to their fullest extent.
(NOTE: this move usually attempted with the video camera and if it is your first time have a paramedic on site)

Cop 1: the man seems to have died while giving a felzer to his dog sir
Cop 2: holy shit!

Felzer by Bran Church June 18, 2008

fetzer 

Licking scrotoms

Dude I totally seen two large men fetzer each other

fetzer by Harry wise December 21, 2016