felkner
the hottest last name in the world you dont fuck with the felkner family youll get screwed up the butt. seriously dont mess with the felkners.
felkner by thatdamnbastard August 23, 2011
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felkerising
To destroy beyond normal recognition any form of correct grammar or spelling and to transform what have may once almost formulated a complete sentence in to utter gibberish. The process of felkerisation may also include hypocrisy, slander and whopping great lies followed by the person felkerising laughing insanely at their own jokes because no one else (sadly for the felker) can understand what has just been said to them. There is no known cure but it is thought that sufferers may benefit from dictionary therapy, a spellchecker and small periods of time spent in an alien concept to them known as reality.
felkerising by Greasy DuckFat February 10, 2015
Related Words
felkner • feckner • Falkner • feekner • Feldner • Felker • felkered • felkerising • Felker method • Felker Special
Lord Felker
Dr. Maki: "I'm not sure how to teach this concept to my class of 39 students." Schmadeke: "You better go and ask Lord Felker for assistance."
Lord Felker by Charlip February 8, 2007
Falkner
Pale, tatted up, funny guy who likes big boobs and porn! He likes to slide down poles.....he's a firefighter! and he likes to get drunk n try to hump girls on the beach and throw them in the water, even if they dont wanna go. He has an enormous package, so i heard....but that also leads to a huge (mooseknuckle), but he's ok with that. He gets excited easily by things like tootsie pops, hersheys kisses, and camel toes. But if u really get to know him he can be a real kevin!! I am glad i met this falker cuz he's actually pretty cool!! But his moose knuckle distracts me...lol
1. Omg! Look at that guy on the beach humping that BIG Girl, Looks like he's pullin a Falkner!!
2. Man look at that dudes package, He's Packin a Falkner!
3. I know he is gonna get me back, because he's falkner! LoL
2. Man look at that dudes package, He's Packin a Falkner!
3. I know he is gonna get me back, because he's falkner! LoL
Falkner by HAHAHAHA J/k April 6, 2010
Andrew Fellner
An obnoxious, arrogant, egotistical moron who thinks so highly of himself that he may as well be God.
“Oh my god, twenty one pilots are soooo good, and I won’t be bothered to argue otherwise”
“Your such an Andrew Fellner”
“Your such an Andrew Fellner”
Andrew Fellner by DogFuker45 June 18, 2018
Mr Feckner
Mr Feckner by MrMischievous June 30, 2016
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