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felonteen 

An underage guy or girl that you wanna get with, but if you get caught you could go to jail for statutory rape which carries a felony charge. 15 will get you 20

Guy 1: "Yo, that girl is fine, you gonna try to hit that?"
Guy 2: "Hell naw, she's felonteen."
felonteen by CohCoh July 16, 2006

felontine 

an unwanted valentine from a creepy person.
I just got a felontine from a creep at work.
felontine by Screaming Old Man February 7, 2022
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felontine 

I just got a felontine from a creepy guy at work.
felontine by Screaming Old Man February 7, 2022

felontine 

I just got a felontine from a creepy guy at work.
felontine by Screaming Old Man February 7, 2022
a portmanteau of "Felon" and "President"
I created the term myself.
Oh the FELONDENT is at it again? How can the FELONDENT talk with no lips? The FELONDENT is outside, again? Somebody! Come get him!

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026