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Fapentine's Day 

Valentine's Day for the people who don't have anyone to spend it with, and instead stay in their homes, Fapping
Bob: Hey, man, so who are you spending this Valentine's night with?
Frank: I'm gonna celebrate Fapentine's Day by myself.

fralentine 

Used when you and your best friend are alone on Valentine's day so you decide to be fralentines! Friend + Valentine = fralentine!
Me:"I'm so alone this valentines day"
Bestfriend: " It's okay! We can be fralentines!"
fralentine by TRIGGEREDLOL July 1, 2017

Failentine's Day 

A holiday occurring on February 14th every year during which you realize you are, in fact, miserably single. For most people, they also realize that this hasn't changed since the last Failentine's Day (or Failentine's past). In addition to the self-pity that occurs, there is the constant reminder that other people are together and in love (usually in the form of red paper hearts and cupids decorating the walls of all buildings, all of your favorite stores having Failentine's Day sales, roses appearing in February and giddy couples walking down the street and holding hands/kissing).
Emily woke up to a text from her best friend, Andrew. It read HAPPY FAILENTINE'S DAY. Emily was then thrown into a depression about how alone she was.
Failentine's Day by RileyMichael February 15, 2009

ferentinos 

The last name of the baddest bitch out there. Once people know that name they'll be crawling for you. These bitches don't even need to try to be good. These are the people who could make it happen with anybody. Ferentinoses a the ones people dream of being.
"Dude, that kid is the dankiest kid out in the field"
" His last name is definitely ferentinos "
ferentinos by Savage 102.0 November 21, 2016
Felenne is a absolutely stunning girl. And also one of a kind, she has perfect tanned skin, hazel eyes and long luscious hair. And she might seem very feminine but is a tomboy!
Boy 1: Wow! Felenne is so pretty!

Boy 2 : Of course! She IS a Felenne!
felenne by SavageUnicorn3396 March 20, 2018
A bastardization of the word Valentine. Meant to show deep love and enduring affection for a close friend on Saint Valentine's Day. Usually used to refer to only close friends, commonly when there is an absence of a Valentine in users life.
Malia I love having you in my life and dearly value our relationship. I love you very much so please, please, please hurry back to Seattle, Olympia is just too far. :-) Oh and will you be my Falentine. Mike XOXO
Falentine by Michael February 11, 2005