felonaire 

1. An individual who accumulates substantial wealth through illegal or unethical means, often flaunting their ill-gotten gains and living a lavish lifestyle.

2. (Informal) A person with an extensive record of felony convictions, suggesting a propensity for serious criminal behavior.

1. The felonaire's mansion, complete with a gold-plated swimming pool and a fleet of exotic cars, was a testament to his questionable business practices and complete disregard for tax season.

2. After his latest courtroom escapades, the former politician proudly declared himself the world's first felonaire, having amassed more felonies than campaign promises—both of which, ironically, he never intended to keep.

felonaire by Heavypen September 10, 2024

felonize 

The act of upgrading a misdemeanor charge to a felony. This is usually because there are prior convictions for the same crime. In a drug case, it could be because the drug quantity ended up being greater than originally thought, and a felony amount.

Damn, I got caught with a bag of weed. The cops of the scene thought it was a misdemeanor amount. When the lab weighed it, it came back heavy and they felonized me!

I caught a DUI, and because I have three priors, they felonized this one.

felonize by Joe Bod August 1, 2010

Feelionaire 

A person whose life is emotionally rich.

"Man, that guy's life is kinda awesome. He works at the same crappy job as us, yet it seems like he's off on a new adventure every month, always meets new people while maintaining old friendships, how does he do it?"

"He's a self-made feelionaire."

Feelionaire by Schmoseph Schmeindl January 2, 2012

felonie 

Felonie is a beautiful girl that you can trust with your secrets. She is a best friend you can have. Felonie is the #1 popular name in the world. Every man would want a felonie in their life. She is awsome.❤

Girl: I think that new girl's name is Felonie.
Boy: I would want a felonie in my life.

felonie by 21.savage_bro May 14, 2018

pre-felonated first name 

usually an afro-centric first name destined to turn a young woman or man into a convicted felon. It's destined at birth that once given a name such as "DiAmante', DaQuill, DeShawn,DeQuan, Rafique etc that the person will grow up into a burden to society.

DeShawn's mother had difficult time remembering whose father was paternal to which child so she decided for DeShawn to name him "of Shawn' fro the latin "de" so she could get the poo-poo to arrest any of the baby fathers who don't pay. Thus poor little DeShawn has a pre-felonated first name. Like daddy is a no good criminal thus son is pre-felonated to follow in his foot steps.

pre-felonated first name by jayskind1 May 14, 2016

felontine 

an unwanted valentine from a creepy person.

I just got a felontine from a creep at work.

felontine by Screaming Old Man February 7, 2022

felontine 

an unwanted valentine

I just got a felontine from a creepy guy at work.

felontine by Screaming Old Man February 7, 2022