felebrity 

Basically, it's like this... A felebrity is someone who has achieved a z-list status through some obscure manor. For instance, current people on BB6,000,000 (that's what it feels like!) will achieve nationwide recognition for being on a crappy little programme that should have been put to bed after the first one was over! Also, who the fuck is Fran Cosgrove? A night club owner?! Wow! If only I owned a night club, then i'd get to go on these stupid, pointless, money and life sapping shows. Oh well!

"DID YOU SEE THAT CELEBRITY LOVE ISLAND ON ITV?!"
"yeah, isn't that the one with the night club owner and the alcoholic footballers son on it?!"
"YEAH, THAT'S THE ONE..... FUCKING LOSERS!"

felebrity by Ricardo G-Man July 7, 2005

Pseudo Celebrity 

A pseudo celebrity is someone who has become famous without having done anything to deserve it, they are the wasters, the drones and parasites of humanity. Having achieved nothing worthwhile, they are best described as the liggers and Kim Kardashians of this world, the braindead youtubers, talentless and lacking any sort of distinction. They are the self-centred and egotistical nonentities for whom princess syndrome is a way of life. The only reason they are celebrities is because they have more egotisticalbullshit than normal people, they are pseuds, thus pseudo celebrities.

Is the rise of the pseudo celebrity a sign that the human race has gone to rat shit?

Pseudo Celebrity by AKACroatalin September 20, 2016

celebrity by proxy 

Close relative to the professional celebrity you are famous because you are related(not quite) to someone famous.

The future(?) son-in-law of the former presidential candidate has become famous as a celebrity by proxy.

celebrity by proxy by Stephan Smolka November 25, 2009

celebrity apologist 

Someone who holds celebrities in such a high regard that they believe they can do no wrong. When the celebrity does do wrong, the apologist defends the celebrity.

"Can you believe that #famous_person said that!?"
"He's just exercising his freedom of speech, and he probably just said it to get attention."
"What are you some kind of celebrity apologist?"

celebrity apologist by Rhym November 18, 2016

Tinder celebrity 

A tinder user who is famed and known to every male/female out for notoriously pursuing as many profiles as possible; simultaneously. They are often found to be deleting and reinstalling their profile in hopes of matching former left swipers. They blindly and furiously swipe right to every profile in a 160km radius, thus eventually gaining publicity amongst all tinder users and gaining tinder celebrity status.

"check out this guy I've been talking to, we might catch up for dinner"
"oh thats just jeff he's the biggest tinder celebrity and has hooked up with everyone in town."

Tinder celebrity by Amnesiac_ July 15, 2018

comfort celebrity 

a celebrity who makes you happy and watching something of them calms you down and makes you feel safe

someone: “why are they your comfort celebrity?”

person: “because they make me feel safe”

comfort celebrity by anonymousme62 November 14, 2020