A cat who has garnered adequate notariety through social media, YouTube or television appearances. Examples of current Felibrities would be Grumpy Cat, L'il Bub, that cat that saved her little boy from a random dog attack and many others.
"If the Internet had been around 30 years ago Morris the Cat would've been an epic Felibrity!"
"Why are you waiting on your cat hand and foot?"
"Cuz ever since I posted that YouTube video of her sleeping in the bathroom sink she thinks she's a frickin' FELIBRITY!"
Facebrity = Facebook Celebrity
Someone who is immensely popular in the facebook circles, and whose photos on facebook are visited a number of times by his/her friends, their friends, and by their friends' friends!
Guy1: Did you check out Megan's latest photos?
Guy2: Yeah, man those are awesome, just like her other 459 photos!
Basically, it's like this... A felebrity is someone who has achieved a z-list status through some obscure manor. For instance, current people on BB6,000,000 (that's what it feels like!) will achieve nationwide recognition for being on a crappy little programme that should have been put to bed after the first one was over! Also, who the fuck is Fran Cosgrove? A night club owner?! Wow! If only I owned a night club, then i'd get to go on these stupid, pointless, money and life sapping shows. Oh well!
"DID YOU SEE THAT CELEBRITY LOVE ISLAND ON ITV?!"
"yeah, isn't that the one with the night club owner and the alcoholic footballers son on it?!"
"YEAH, THAT'S THE ONE..... FUCKING LOSERS!"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!