Basically, it'
s like this... A felebrity is someone who has achieved a
z-list status through some obscure manor. For instance, current
people on BB6,000,000 (that's what it feels like!) will achieve nationwide recognition for being on a crappy little programme that should have been put to
bed after the first one was over! Also, who the fuck is
Fran Cosgrove? A night club owner?! Wow! If only I owned a night club, then i'd get to go on these stupid, pointless, money and life sapping shows. Oh well!
"DID YOU SEE THAT CELEBRITY LOVE
ISLAND ON ITV?!"
"yeah, isn't that the one with the night club owner and the
alcoholic footballers
son on it?!"
"YEAH, THAT'S THE ONE..... FUCKING LOSERS!"