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A cool bald guy from florida who makes anarchy servers 2b2t and more popular and most of anarchy mid-oldfags hate him, also he IS NOT UR DAD
Example: 1
Guy1: Hey do u know fitmc? Feetmc
Guy2: Yes, he makes me addicted to play on anarchy server
Example:2
Guy1: Hey do u know that annoying bald guy? feetmc?
Guy2: Yesss, i know him im going to kill him if i see him on my render distance
Feetmc by crystellenqqq June 9, 2021

Gordon Feetman 

When Benrey from HLVRAI scans Gordon Freeman's feet he calls him Gordon Feetman.
"Gordon Freeman is Gordon Feetman," the smart man says.
Gordon Feetman by Laner_Sterm December 15, 2020
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vb.- to use one's big toe to insert up a female anus, while using the other big toe to masturbate her. <feetching, feetched>
I feetched my woman some time ago, she just love my big toe!
feetch by Senator Splooge March 14, 2005

gordon feetman 

Gordon freeman from hlvrai's (halflife but the ai are selfaware) nickname from a liked character Benrey.
“we're getting scans of your feet, gordon feetman!”
gordon feetman by mil0peeboy December 4, 2020
Shortened form of the name Ophiuchus.
I've changed my name to Feetch and I love to Feetch.
Feetch by SUZYAND August 6, 2021

Feeticcini 

Fetish for specifically Italian feet.
OMG! Måneskin are really feeding my Feeticcini!
Feeticcini by TodorokisBlowUpDoll December 4, 2021

Feetmers 

A weird combination of 2 words, which usually refers to someone from Argentina having feet fetish/liking feet real hard.
He is feetmers for sure.

Michael was feetmers so he would always request people to take off their shoes when they were visiting him, so he could see them.
Feetmers by Immortalyse June 1, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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