An extremely hard black out, perhaps you wake up with an IV in your arm after getting your stomach pumped, or perhaps you wake up next to an ugly ass hoe, without any idea of whether you hooked up.
A jack-of-all trades... basically a person who can do everything. originated from the japanese word 便利屋 (benriya) meaning handyman or utility man. The term is also used in the manga Gangsta.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.