fecum

Feces, crap, poop, shit, doodie, poopy, doo doo, turd, etc...

"Jimmy please don't put that fecum in your mouth."

by Mike Hendricks June 20, 2005

fecum

A. Pussy Juice
B. Vaginal Fluids
C. The Fluid Excreted from a woman during an orgasm

Hey bitch I want you to spray that fecum all over me.

by Josh from the River August 8, 2006

Deuces Fecum

1: When a lawyer poops while reading, preferably in a suit.

2: The art of defecating and billing a client simultaneously.

Right before the deposition, Eric had to deliver a Deuces Fecum to the men's room.

by soxfan09 March 16, 2010

Fecus

The deeper region of the anus where the feces reside.

James: "I'm feeling an odd sensation in my fecus"
Rufus: "stay strong buddy, I'm almost done"

by squiggular November 27, 2021

Feculation

The reaction and process of shit happening for no reason in particular.

Jeff was walking down the road and stepped in shit. He is a victim of Feculation.

by glenn7227 November 25, 2014

femcumbucket

Similar to a 'cumbucket',a femcumbucket is a human dispensary for copious female ejaculations; someone who loves getting drenched in multiple squirts that result from an overly stimulated vagina. This term in particular applies when there are a group of squirters all ejaculating at or near the same time with a main target receiving their wet goodnes. femcumbuckets can be male OR female.

Jada Fire, Lexi Love, Kream, Cytheria, andFlower Tucci are all squirters however, each of them has at one point played the role of the femcumbucket.

by femcumdrinker December 2, 2010

felumptious

The best body a female can have. A female who really takes care of herself. Perfectly sculpted from her head down to her toes. Large breasts (supple and symmetrical) and a big butt (not too big but well rounded). Curvy, but not fat. Has nice legs (no cellulite). Basically a body like a coke bottle. Every part of her body has been tastefully calculated with the utmost of precision by the great lord himself. Everything is beautifully proportional and when combined with a cute face and a sexy smile this just makes for the total package!

Mike: Hey Chris, did you see Michelle walking down the hall today at school?!?!

Chris: Why no Mike, it is to my dismay I have not seen Michelle at all this fine morning. Please enlighten me.

Mike: Dude, she was wearing these tight blue jeans with this super sexy white top. Absolutely perfect body. You should have seen her... OHH MY LORD. Bro, this girl is so felumptious!!! By far the most gorgeous girl at school.

Chris: Wow Mike, that sounds so incredibly and utterly amazing I think I would have cut myself whilst squirting lemon juice into my open flesh woulds just to catch a glimpse of this beauty!

by snox28 December 7, 2010