fecum

Feces, crap, poop, shit, doodie, poopy, doo doo, turd, etc...

"Jimmy please don't put that fecum in your mouth."

by Mike Hendricks June 20, 2005

fecum

A. Pussy Juice
B. Vaginal Fluids
C. The Fluid Excreted from a woman during an orgasm

Hey bitch I want you to spray that fecum all over me.

by Josh from the River August 8, 2006

Deuces Fecum

1: When a lawyer poops while reading, preferably in a suit.

2: The art of defecating and billing a client simultaneously.

Right before the deposition, Eric had to deliver a Deuces Fecum to the men's room.

by soxfan09 March 16, 2010