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felumptious 

The best body a female can have. A female who really takes care of herself. Perfectly sculpted from her head down to her toes. Large breasts (supple and symmetrical) and a big butt (not too big but well rounded). Curvy, but not fat. Has nice legs (no cellulite). Basically a body like a coke bottle. Every part of her body has been tastefully calculated with the utmost of precision by the great lord himself. Everything is beautifully proportional and when combined with a cute face and a sexy smile this just makes for the total package!
Mike: Hey Chris, did you see Michelle walking down the hall today at school?!?!

Chris: Why no Mike, it is to my dismay I have not seen Michelle at all this fine morning. Please enlighten me.

Mike: Dude, she was wearing these tight blue jeans with this super sexy white top. Absolutely perfect body. You should have seen her... OHH MY LORD. Bro, this girl is so felumptious!!! By far the most gorgeous girl at school.

Chris: Wow Mike, that sounds so incredibly and utterly amazing I think I would have cut myself whilst squirting lemon juice into my open flesh woulds just to catch a glimpse of this beauty!
felumptious by snox28 December 7, 2010
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felumptious 

curvy..but not fat or "large",just felumptious!
"ah i saw you in the lunch line today,
and your boobs were like BAM!"

they were felumptious x)
felumptious by Chanelioo February 21, 2008

flumptious 

Something that is awesome, hot, cool, etc. Pretty much used any place that refers to something that is good.
Dude, that painting by Manet is so flumptious.
flumptious by Schuylerrrr September 13, 2009

falumptious 

Someone who you love greatly but is not your boyfriend and you love eachother to much to just be Friends With Benifits.
1. Did you see Shelby and Ryan? They are deffinatly falumptious.
falumptious by RawwrRyry August 24, 2008

Flumptuous 

A happy fat person.
Dawn French is a 'flumptuous' lady. She's very happy and large.
Flumptuous by Bella is The Best July 30, 2012

delumptious 

An adjective used to describe something that is too delicious to be scrumptious or too scrumptious to be delicious ; used to describe something that is neither delicious or scrumptious but a mixture of the both.
sarah: Wow this cake is delicious!!
marion: No, it's scrumptious!!
sara: Your both wrong! It is delumptious!!!

Lara: these cookies are delumptious!

TJ: man that girl is delumptious looking.

falumptuous 

An increase in curves all over the body. Usually indicated by vast consumption of McDonald's nuggets, Peanut M&Ms and Darrel Lee raspberry choc stix.
Hey man, did you see Rhett last night? He is looking pretty damn falumptuous
falumptuous by Rhett Robinson February 9, 2017
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