febreezey

Fresh. Cool. Awesome.

That shit is febreezey.

by EmoBoyWonder March 28, 2011

douchebag febreeze

When a douchebag gets ready for an evening out on the town he wants to smell his freshest. Nothing in his arsenal of body sprays, lotions, colognes, deodorants and the like are as important as his "douchebag febreeze", aka AXE BODY SPRAY. A douchebag will thoroughly saturate themself with their AXE BODY SPRAY; they cannot use a normal amount, as they don't think it will be enough to keep them fresh throughout the evening. This is to be applied right before walking out the door, as the smell needs to be as strong as possible for interaction with the ladies. If ever you find yourself getting a whiff of what smell like hugh hefners balls dipped in kerosene, watch out; there is a douchebag on the prowl. Run, fast and far.

brad--i need to smell fresh tonight bro

tj--use my axe body spray broski, there's half a bottle left, is that enough?

brad--i guess it will have to be brah spray my swoled up muscles down

brad & tj--(fist pumping) fresh to death!!!

-brad & tj walk into club-

sara--mmm do i smell douchebag febreeze? that's my kind of guy!!

by the stank pit January 13, 2013

Febreze shower

When you haven't showered (and don't have time to), but you don't want to go out smelling bad, so you spray yourself with Febreze instead.

Brandon was running late for class, so he settled for a Febreze shower.

by Chef B October 28, 2008

febreze it

An act in which one sprays febreze or smell good sprays in an attempt to cover the smell of smoke or other parent disapproved things.

I just smoked a huge blunt and now my car smells I have got to FEBREZE IT.

by MAXXY B October 26, 2008

febreze

The thing you spray in a room after smoking weed so your parents/who ever don't know.

Hurry up and spray that febreze, my mom will be home soon.

by stonerchick September 9, 2008

febreezin

1. a positive mental state of being completely zen within that no ones negativity or disagreeing opinions effect you.

2. an act of just "going with the flow".

3. When the aura of a person or thing "disinfects" all the bad vibes around them/it and leaves behind a sense of good energy, content, and happiness - effecting those near by in a positive way.

1. "Never met anyone who is as febreezin as him."

2. "You worried about that parking ticket?" "Nah, I'm febreezin through it. We see what happens. "

3. "Grandmas cookies really febreezin my anxiety."
3 a.) "Ya you like Rachel cause she febreezin that ex out of your mind!"
3 b.) "Wow Pauly brought the febreezin vibes we needed on that dance floor tonight."

by Mocha Latte Sauce February 6, 2021

febreze

What stank people use instead of perfume.

Marc: Mmmm I love your perfume - Dior?

Jennifer: No, Melon Burst!

I love Febreze.

by Carmina> May 11, 2007