Febreezeee

Why not screw it

Welp febreezeee

by Mvdijgsigdkb ifkbckclhcigdigsu March 15, 2020

douchebag febreeze

When a douchebag gets ready for an evening out on the town he wants to smell his freshest. Nothing in his arsenal of body sprays, lotions, colognes, deodorants and the like are as important as his "douchebag febreeze", aka AXE BODY SPRAY. A douchebag will thoroughly saturate themself with their AXE BODY SPRAY; they cannot use a normal amount, as they don't think it will be enough to keep them fresh throughout the evening. This is to be applied right before walking out the door, as the smell needs to be as strong as possible for interaction with the ladies. If ever you find yourself getting a whiff of what smell like hugh hefners balls dipped in kerosene, watch out; there is a douchebag on the prowl. Run, fast and far.

brad--i need to smell fresh tonight bro

tj--use my axe body spray broski, there's half a bottle left, is that enough?

brad--i guess it will have to be brah spray my swoled up muscles down

brad & tj--(fist pumping) fresh to death!!!

-brad & tj walk into club-

sara--mmm do i smell douchebag febreeze? that's my kind of guy!!

by the stank pit January 13, 2013

Febreeze Grenade

The act of pulling a zip-tie tight around the trigger of an aerosol febreeze can, and then tossing it into the room of the victim.

I was at school when I noticed a class taking an important semester final, so I took the opportunity to toss in a deadly Febreeze Grenade.

by hockey123456789 October 8, 2011

febreeze

1. a stoner's guardian angel - keeps your jacket from smelling like smoke so yo' mama don't know.

2. a really quick and easy way to do laundry

1. "Hey Joe, you have any febreeze? My jacket smells like pot from all the weed we just smoked, and I have to go to the dentist after this. I don't want the receptionist to think I was just smoking pot." "Sure man... but what about the dentist himself? Won't he also be able to tell?" "That's true..."

2. I ran out of underwear so I just grabbed a dirty pair and febreezed that shit

by Johnny Roast Beef April 19, 2010

Febreeze Bomb

The act of closing oneself into a room at a friend's house or apartment with a full bottle of Frbreeze and expending the entire contents of the bottle in the room.

I closed myself In Jesse's bathroom and Febreeze bombed the shit out of that bitch.

Now I have to take a shower .

by Jukmstif September 6, 2016

Polish Febreeze

A smelly fart released in a confined space, which is then immediately occupied by a person.

I was taking off my pants in the bathroom stall and I totally polish febreezed myself.

The couple who was in the photo booth before us totally polish febreezed us.

by The Roshh January 19, 2020

Febreezer

A person, preferably male, who smells nice and has good hair. This species is highly regarded with the opposite sex for no apparent reason. Many have ceased to exist, but a few still live on. Usually plays an instrument such as drums, and is known to over exaggerate spontaneously. Extremely quotable, and will do many things for attention. Basically a hot jackass.

'Did you see the febreezer today?"
"Yeah he pulled his pants down and pretended to rape whatshisface"

by casiano33322 March 5, 2009