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douchebag febreeze
When a douchebag gets ready for an evening out on the town he wants to smell his freshest. Nothing in his arsenal of body sprays, lotions, colognes, deodorants and the like are as important as his "douchebag febreeze", aka AXE BODY SPRAY. A douchebag will thoroughly saturate themself with their AXE BODY SPRAY; they cannot use a normal amount, as they don't think it will be enough to keep them fresh throughout the evening. This is to be applied right before walking out the door, as the smell needs to be as strong as possible for interaction with the ladies. If ever you find yourself getting a whiff of what smell like hugh hefners balls dipped in kerosene, watch out; there is a douchebag on the prowl. Run, fast and far.
brad--i need to smell fresh tonight bro
tj--use my axe body spray broski, there's half a bottle left, is that enough?
brad--i guess it will have to be brah spray my swoled up muscles down
brad & tj--(fist pumping) fresh to death!!!
-brad & tj walk into club-
sara--mmm do i smell douchebag febreeze? that's my kind of guy!!
tj--use my axe body spray broski, there's half a bottle left, is that enough?
brad--i guess it will have to be brah spray my swoled up muscles down
brad & tj--(fist pumping) fresh to death!!!
-brad & tj walk into club-
sara--mmm do i smell douchebag febreeze? that's my kind of guy!!
douchebag febreeze by the stank pit January 13, 2013
Related Words
Febreezay • Febreezy • febreezey • febreeze • Fabreezy • febreezed • Febreeze Bomb • febreeze can • Febreezeee • Febreeze Fairy
febreezin
1. a positive mental state of being completely zen within that no ones negativity or disagreeing opinions effect you.
2. an act of just "going with the flow".
3. When the aura of a person or thing "disinfects" all the bad vibes around them/it and leaves behind a sense of good energy, content, and happiness - effecting those near by in a positive way.
2. an act of just "going with the flow".
3. When the aura of a person or thing "disinfects" all the bad vibes around them/it and leaves behind a sense of good energy, content, and happiness - effecting those near by in a positive way.
1. "Never met anyone who is as febreezin as him."
2. "You worried about that parking ticket?" "Nah, I'm febreezin through it. We see what happens. "
3. "Grandmas cookies really febreezin my anxiety."
3 a.) "Ya you like Rachel cause she febreezin that ex out of your mind!"
3 b.) "Wow Pauly brought the febreezin vibes we needed on that dance floor tonight."
2. "You worried about that parking ticket?" "Nah, I'm febreezin through it. We see what happens. "
3. "Grandmas cookies really febreezin my anxiety."
3 a.) "Ya you like Rachel cause she febreezin that ex out of your mind!"
3 b.) "Wow Pauly brought the febreezin vibes we needed on that dance floor tonight."
febreezin by Mocha Latte Sauce February 6, 2021
Febreeze Grenade
The act of pulling a zip-tie tight around the trigger of an aerosol febreeze can, and then tossing it into the room of the victim.
I was at school when I noticed a class taking an important semester final, so I took the opportunity to toss in a deadly Febreeze Grenade.
Febreeze Grenade by hockey123456789 October 8, 2011
Febrezey
August: Yo bro you know who isn't febrezey?
Ryan: Paco?
August: Exactly, because he isn't a lax bro.
Ryan: Paco?
August: Exactly, because he isn't a lax bro.
Febrezey by marshmello57 December 17, 2011
febreeze
1. a stoner's guardian angel - keeps your jacket from smelling like smoke so yo' mama don't know.
2. a really quick and easy way to do laundry
2. a really quick and easy way to do laundry
1. "Hey Joe, you have any febreeze? My jacket smells like pot from all the weed we just smoked, and I have to go to the dentist after this. I don't want the receptionist to think I was just smoking pot." "Sure man... but what about the dentist himself? Won't he also be able to tell?" "That's true..."
2. I ran out of underwear so I just grabbed a dirty pair and febreezed that shit
2. I ran out of underwear so I just grabbed a dirty pair and febreezed that shit
febreeze by Johnny Roast Beef April 19, 2010
febreezy
1. Term used to describe something cool or fresh.
2. A name given to a dime piece.
3. When someone sprays to much Febreze in a room.
2. A name given to a dime piece.
3. When someone sprays to much Febreze in a room.
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