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febreezin 

1. a positive mental state of being completely zen within that no ones negativity or disagreeing opinions effect you.

2. an act of just "going with the flow".

3. When the aura of a person or thing "disinfects" all the bad vibes around them/it and leaves behind a sense of good energy, content, and happiness - effecting those near by in a positive way.
1. "Never met anyone who is as febreezin as him."

2. "You worried about that parking ticket?" "Nah, I'm febreezin through it. We see what happens. "

3. "Grandmas cookies really febreezin my anxiety."
3 a.) "Ya you like Rachel cause she febreezin that ex out of your mind!"
3 b.) "Wow Pauly brought the febreezin vibes we needed on that dance floor tonight."
febreezin by Mocha Latte Sauce February 6, 2021
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douchebag febreeze 

When a douchebag gets ready for an evening out on the town he wants to smell his freshest. Nothing in his arsenal of body sprays, lotions, colognes, deodorants and the like are as important as his "douchebag febreeze", aka AXE BODY SPRAY. A douchebag will thoroughly saturate themself with their AXE BODY SPRAY; they cannot use a normal amount, as they don't think it will be enough to keep them fresh throughout the evening. This is to be applied right before walking out the door, as the smell needs to be as strong as possible for interaction with the ladies. If ever you find yourself getting a whiff of what smell like hugh hefners balls dipped in kerosene, watch out; there is a douchebag on the prowl. Run, fast and far.
brad--i need to smell fresh tonight bro

tj--use my axe body spray broski, there's half a bottle left, is that enough?

brad--i guess it will have to be brah spray my swoled up muscles down

brad & tj--(fist pumping) fresh to death!!!

-brad & tj walk into club-

sara--mmm do i smell douchebag febreeze? that's my kind of guy!!

freezing the monkey 

Having sex or sexual actions with a snowman, according to popular youtuber CaptainSauce
"Yeah, John's a huge creep. I heard he was freezing the monkey last time it snowed."
freezing the monkey by Zainium August 10, 2019

Freezing my tits off.

A way of describing the fact that one is cold.
Hurry up mate, I'm "Freezing my tits off." out here in the snow!
Freezing my tits off. by Acky190 February 9, 2009

Fabrezing 

Chilling in a way your stoned or hung over; relaxing like your high or drunk
You nigga you wana go fabrezing tonight?

Fabrezing at jake's house while playing xbox.
Fabrezing by Paul the Panda July 15, 2009

Freezing Balls

A state of extreme coldness. Often felt in Alaska while walking to work.
When Ivan went outside to go to work, it was freezing balls.
Freezing Balls by oldfellas March 13, 2012

Febreeze Grenade 

The act of pulling a zip-tie tight around the trigger of an aerosol febreeze can, and then tossing it into the room of the victim.
I was at school when I noticed a class taking an important semester final, so I took the opportunity to toss in a deadly Febreeze Grenade.