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captain feathersword 

Captain Feathersword is a friendly pirate who has a feather for a sword, which he uses to tickle everyone--especially the wiggles. His pirate ship is called the "SS Feathersword" and he has a crew of friendly pirates who blow him dwn whenever he says "blow me down". He has magical pirate buttons that make him sing in different ways. He also likes to dance and eat chocolate cake. He is not gay like all the other definitions of him on urban dictionary say and he does not have anything to do with gayness.
Captain Feathersword: "Ahoy there me hearties!"
Friendly pirate crew: "Ahoy there Captain Feathersword"

featherwood 

Kristen's a featherwood from Lakewood.
featherwood by feather14wood May 12, 2008

featherwood 

white supremicist female or another supremicist's female. a female who associates with these groups, such as The Aryan Brotherhood, or females who will do things for other ABs while they are down. Thats just what i think. Just wondering...
So, what exactly makes you a featherwood? My fiance is an AB and I hang around his friends and they help me out and look out on me and the kids, while he's gone. Does that make me a featherwood because I have the same beliefs they do and associate with them?

featherwood 

Female skinhead or the women that surround skinheads and share thier opinions.
Watch American History X to see what a Featherwood is.
featherwood by Featherwood for life February 6, 2006

Featherwood 

A Featherwood is a "Down ass white girl", most of the time associated with the Aryan Brotherhood. Often said to be the female version if the Peckerwood.
A Featherwood can also be a white female who stands alone and handles her business as a woman and doesn't need a man, however is true to her race and lives without disgracing it.
M***y takes care of herself and handles her business without a man, I give that lil featherwood,

Love & Respect
Featherwood by FlFeatherwood January 30, 2017

featherwood 

woman of Ariean Blood
She's a Featherwood.
featherwood by Merry m.f. Bills July 16, 2008
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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