15 definitions by der Alte Fritz

Double-Dipper

A: Male who inserts his erect penis into two different individuals during a 3-way sex session.

B: A guy who inserts his penis into more than one of a partner's orifices during a sexual encounter.

A: Stan pulled his dick out of Sophie's dripping pussy and slid it into Sadie's eager mouth. The girls enjoyed fucking an experienced double-dipper.

B: After getting a sloppy BJ the Cruiser rammed his penis into Iceman's asshole. What a risky business it is to be a double-dipper.

by der Alte Fritz July 24, 2006

Cocoa Cum

The semen of a Negro.

"Calvin bragged that once a bitch had tasted his cocoa cum, she would never want whitey's love juice again."

by der Alte Fritz July 29, 2006

cream dodger

A sexual partner who is unwilling to see a blow-job through to orgasm.

Susan gave me a great BJ last night but just when I was about to cum she finished me off with her hand. I wish she wasn't such a cream dodger and let me cum in her mouth.

by der Alte Fritz July 24, 2006

sashimi

Japanese female genitalia.

I would suspect of the slightly unclean variety

"Miko's pussy tasted great. Just like the best saba sashimi"

by der Alte Fritz July 5, 2006

feathersword

An homosexual with a "smooth" sexual technique.

Feather: Soft and fluffy.
Sword: Penis

That Mr Wiggle gave me a smooth butt-fuck last night. He is a real feathersword.

by der Alte Fritz September 11, 2006

raspberry ripple

A cream pie whilst a woman is menstruating

"After I pulled out, the cum and blood on her beaver looked like raspberry ripple ice cream"

by der Alte Fritz July 5, 2006

Skunk muff

An unwashed and malodourous vagina

"I started to go down on Shondiqua but gagged because she had a bad case of skunk muff"

by der Alte Fritz July 29, 2006