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When you need a new wardrobe, you go shopping fclose, pronounced “fa clothes

A joke about C programming
“Im gonna go shopping fclose”
fclose by Psteavihnn October 10, 2018
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-noun
1. Short for "full-close" or "fuck-close" in the PUA (Pick-Up Artist) community.
2. When you meet a girl and end up having sex with her by applying PUA techniques.
PUA1: Debrief.
PUA2: Two F-close's, one number close.
F-close by jay-x April 25, 2008
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The perpetual pile of clothes next to your bed that never gets put away. A mashup of "floor" and "closet".
"You're wearing that shirt again?"
"I don't know if it's clean or dirty, I just pulled it from the floset"
floset by ToastNY April 18, 2017
The ship name of BlackPink singer Roseanne Park (Rosé) and the floor. This ship arose because Rosé seems to love the floor the most out of all of the band members.
Wow, Flosé was definitely present on the comeback stage!
Flosé by Bleach Blonde™ June 18, 2018
floser = fucking+loser similar to fugly
what kinda floser likes goin to school??
floser by cutelittleangul May 13, 2005

Floseidon 

Poseidons much more attractive twin brother with a sick flow. Total babe, freezes the ocean every few millennia to play hockey with the gods
Hot Girl 1: Look its Floseidon!! He's already a babe with his hair and his hockey game is just overkill.

Hot girl 2: I'm orgasming by just looking at him!
Floseidon by Jesus Collin May 28, 2015

Floseidon 

God of Flow

Con Bro Chill is his prophet.
Floseidon by Swim4life17 January 2, 2012
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
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