bongoing

-verb
To rythmically tap on a girl's breasts during sex.

Dude, last night I was bongoing Jessica's titties and the bitch got wicked mad!

by jay-x April 25, 2008

morning glory

-noun
The first dump of the day, usually between 5:00 and 8:00 AM.

Eight o'clock, time for my morning glory!

I'm not going to the other side of this camp for my morning glory!

by jay-x April 25, 2008

F-close

-noun
1. Short for "full-close" or "fuck-close" in the PUA (Pick-Up Artist) community.
2. When you meet a girl and end up having sex with her by applying PUA techniques.

PUA1: Debrief.
PUA2: Two F-close's, one number close.

by jay-x April 25, 2008

mass crasher

-noun
An individual who, while under the effects of drugs or alcohol attends mass and start making loud, offensive comments, interrupting the ceremony, and thus becoming terribly annoying and obnoxious to the rest of the congregation and eventually has to be kicked out by several people or ends up being arrested by the police.

Last sunday we had a mass crasher at church.

Jeremy is an habitual mass crasher, everytime he gets shitfaced on a saturday night he ends up crashing mass next morning.

by jay-x April 25, 2008

fillet

-noun
1. a boneless cut or slice of meat or fish, esp. the beef tenderloin
2. how you call your dick when it weights over 2 1/2 pounds

1. Mmmm! This fillet is really tasty!
2. When I showed her my fillet over the webcam she almost fainted.

by jay-x April 29, 2008

A-H

(ey-eych)
-noun
1. "Ass Hours"
2. Measuring units for time devoted to studying, since you are sitting on your ass for hours.

If you are expecting to pass the next test you are gonna have to put on a lot of A-H's.

by jay-x April 24, 2008

Nature

The bitch responsible for hurricanes, tornados, floods, earthquakes, tsunamis, blizzards, volcanos, landslides, avalanches, and wild fires.

Dude, the midwest just got fucked up again by nature.

by jay-x May 02, 2008