emo

noun: A genre of music/lifestyle mostly conformed by white, middle-class teens and characterized by a fixation on Tim Burton's movies/characters, skin-tight black clothing, self-pity, really bad poetry, and lots of crying.

adj.: A whimpy, melodramatic, and fashionably overconcerned teen who pretends he/she is the ONLY one with problems and love to complain about how bad his/her suburban life is, thinking that PITY, not character and personality, is the way to attract the opposite sex.
EMO GUY #1: unenthusiasticlly ...like, today I tried on my little sister's jeans and they look sooooo much better on me. I am soooo gonna wear them to the next 30 Seconds To Mars concert...
EMO GUY #2: Oh my gosh, I know! Last week my stupid, comformist, fascist parentals caught me with my sister's jeans too and they grounded me for the whole weekend and I couldn't get my hair done like that guy from AFI! I mean, goshhh!! How much must I take?! I hate my life so much!! *cries*
EMO GUY #1: unenthusiasticlly Dude, I know, its like... nobody gets me either. I am so sad, and depressed. My whole existance is so dark... I feel like I am so sensitive that I can feel all the sorrow of the wold piercing through my soul. I want to kill myself... *fixes his bangs looking at his reflexion on a Starbucks window*
EMO GUY #2: *sobing* Yeah, lets make out and then kill ourselves.
by jay-x April 23, 2008
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mass crasher

-noun
An individual who, while under the effects of drugs or alcohol attends mass and start making loud, offensive comments, interrupting the ceremony, and thus becoming terribly annoying and obnoxious to the rest of the congregation and eventually has to be kicked out by several people or ends up being arrested by the police.
Last sunday we had a mass crasher at church.

Jeremy is an habitual mass crasher, everytime he gets shitfaced on a saturday night he ends up crashing mass next morning.
by jay-x April 25, 2008
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fillet

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1. a boneless cut or slice of meat or fish, esp. the beef tenderloin
2. how you call your dick when it weights over 2 1/2 pounds
1. Mmmm! This fillet is really tasty!
2. When I showed her my fillet over the webcam she almost fainted.
by jay-x April 29, 2008
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netosapiens

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1. The next stage in the evolution of the geek, an uber-geek, a super-nerd.
2. An individual that is SO knowledgable in the matter of computers and internet that you can actually tell just by taking a look at him.
That Leroy guy is a total netosapiens...
by jay-x April 25, 2008
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dipstick

When a guy sticks his dick into someone's ass and it comes out all covered in shit, like when you check the oil on an engine with a dipstick.
Dude, last night I was fucking Melanie in the ass and got dipsticked!!
by jay-x April 24, 2008
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A-H

(ey-eych)
-noun
1. "Ass Hours"
2. Measuring units for time devoted to studying, since you are sitting on your ass for hours.
If you are expecting to pass the next test you are gonna have to put on a lot of A-H's.
by jay-x April 24, 2008
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morning glory

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The first dump of the day, usually between 5:00 and 8:00 AM.
Eight o'clock, time for my morning glory!

I'm not going to the other side of this camp for my morning glory!
by jay-x April 25, 2008
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