jay-x's definitions
by jay-x April 25, 2008
Get the Pink Nipplesmug. The bitch responsible for hurricanes, tornados, floods, earthquakes, tsunamis, blizzards, volcanos, landslides, avalanches, and wild fires.
by jay-x May 2, 2008
Get the Naturemug. -verb
To fart. Academics believe that the expression comes from when you fart so hard and so loudly that you feel like you have just ripped/teared you ass. However, you don't necessarily need to rip your ass to "let it rip".
To fart. Academics believe that the expression comes from when you fart so hard and so loudly that you feel like you have just ripped/teared you ass. However, you don't necessarily need to rip your ass to "let it rip".
*Two dudes are sitting on a couch*
Dude1: Duuude... you are about to get GASSED!!!! >:D
Dude2: Whatever... let it rip. |-/
Dude1: *fart* XD
Dude1: Duuude... you are about to get GASSED!!!! >:D
Dude2: Whatever... let it rip. |-/
Dude1: *fart* XD
by jay-x April 29, 2008
Get the ripmug. -noun
An individual who, while under the effects of drugs or alcohol attends mass and start making loud, offensive comments, interrupting the ceremony, and thus becoming terribly annoying and obnoxious to the rest of the congregation and eventually has to be kicked out by several people or ends up being arrested by the police.
An individual who, while under the effects of drugs or alcohol attends mass and start making loud, offensive comments, interrupting the ceremony, and thus becoming terribly annoying and obnoxious to the rest of the congregation and eventually has to be kicked out by several people or ends up being arrested by the police.
Last sunday we had a mass crasher at church.
Jeremy is an habitual mass crasher, everytime he gets shitfaced on a saturday night he ends up crashing mass next morning.
Jeremy is an habitual mass crasher, everytime he gets shitfaced on a saturday night he ends up crashing mass next morning.
by jay-x April 25, 2008
Get the mass crashermug. noun: A genre of music/lifestyle mostly conformed by white, middle-class teens and characterized by a fixation on Tim Burton's movies/characters, skin-tight black clothing, self-pity, really bad poetry, and lots of crying.
adj.: A whimpy, melodramatic, and fashionably overconcerned teen who pretends he/she is the ONLY one with problems and love to complain about how bad his/her suburban life is, thinking that PITY, not character and personality, is the way to attract the opposite sex.
adj.: A whimpy, melodramatic, and fashionably overconcerned teen who pretends he/she is the ONLY one with problems and love to complain about how bad his/her suburban life is, thinking that PITY, not character and personality, is the way to attract the opposite sex.
EMO GUY #1: unenthusiasticlly ...like, today I tried on my little sister's jeans and they look sooooo much better on me. I am soooo gonna wear them to the next 30 Seconds To Mars concert...
EMO GUY #2: Oh my gosh, I know! Last week my stupid, comformist, fascist parentals caught me with my sister's jeans too and they grounded me for the whole weekend and I couldn't get my hair done like that guy from AFI! I mean, goshhh!! How much must I take?! I hate my life so much!! *cries*
EMO GUY #1: unenthusiasticlly Dude, I know, its like... nobody gets me either. I am so sad, and depressed. My whole existance is so dark... I feel like I am so sensitive that I can feel all the sorrow of the wold piercing through my soul. I want to kill myself... *fixes his bangs looking at his reflexion on a Starbucks window*
EMO GUY #2: *sobing* Yeah, lets make out and then kill ourselves.
EMO GUY #2: Oh my gosh, I know! Last week my stupid, comformist, fascist parentals caught me with my sister's jeans too and they grounded me for the whole weekend and I couldn't get my hair done like that guy from AFI! I mean, goshhh!! How much must I take?! I hate my life so much!! *cries*
EMO GUY #1: unenthusiasticlly Dude, I know, its like... nobody gets me either. I am so sad, and depressed. My whole existance is so dark... I feel like I am so sensitive that I can feel all the sorrow of the wold piercing through my soul. I want to kill myself... *fixes his bangs looking at his reflexion on a Starbucks window*
EMO GUY #2: *sobing* Yeah, lets make out and then kill ourselves.
by jay-x April 23, 2008
Get the emomug. by jay-x April 25, 2008
Get the bongoingmug. 1. Don't call a Marine a "jarhead" if you are not a Marine yourself.
2. Man, Anthony Swofford's "Jarhead" is such a great book, too bad the movie sucked big, hairy balls.
2. Man, Anthony Swofford's "Jarhead" is such a great book, too bad the movie sucked big, hairy balls.
by jay-x April 29, 2008
Get the Jarheadmug.