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Amazing American restraunt. They have a deal where you get 2 entrees and unlimited breadsticks with a drink for $6. They are mostly known for their heavenly breadsticks. Legend has it you can squeeze them and all the butter will come out, because they are drenched in it. Fazolis is a 5 star fast food restaurant everyone should try. -tugs ear-
June- Have you ever ate at Fazolis?
Day- No, but rumor has it they have breadsticks to die for.
Fazolis by Cecil_breadsticks February 22, 2021
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fazoli fillet

you take a fazoli bread stick and stick it up a girls vagina, then you eat her out and eat the bread stick out of her vagina at the same time
fazolis should really put the fazoli fillet on their menu
fazoli fillet by bmx94 December 8, 2010

fazoli's challenge 

this challenge is not for the feint of heart. it is a simple challenge, all you have to do is eat 3 dozen (36) bread-stick's in one hour without anything to drink. the participants should not have to pay for the bread-sticks. if the participants should complete the challenge, then he or she will be declared a fazoli's master.
Hunter: Yo bro you up for some fazoli's?
Ryan: Only if you take the fazoli's challenge
Hunter: Whats the challenge?
Ryan: oh you just gotta eat 36 breadsticks in one hour with NOTHING to drink. And if you can do it, you will be crowned a fazoli's master
Hunter: Oh you're on bro, that's pussy work.

Fazoli's 

The McDonald's of Italian food.
I don't have much money so I'm going to choke down some Fazoli's.

Fagolisious 

A delightful or extremely attractive fag.

A yummy flavored cigarette.

Am action or statement that is super gay
Look at Kenny he is so fagolisious I wanna take him out.

This cherry flavored cigarette is fagolisious.

Dude are you serious, that was so fagolisious.
Fagolisious by SexyBJD December 16, 2021

Fazoli’d 

A term used, when, during sex, a man starts excessively forcing baked spaghetti down a woman’s vagina- causing mildly uncomfortable pain and satisfaction for the female. Afterwards, the male cuts off the lips of the woman’s vagina, bakes them at 350 degrees, and cuts the baked garnish into little pieces and sprinkles it on the woman’s vagina.
Bruh, I fazoli’d my girl Skyla last night and her pussy is bleeding like she’s havin’ 8 periods at once

Fazoli's 

An Italian American fast food chain founded in 1988
Fazoli's is the best
Fazoli's by SPrice1980 April 17, 2022
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