5 definitions by Yo Mama’s Asshole
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1 (v, idiom) "check yourself before you wreck yourself"
A popular idiom- its creation typically being credited to the revered American Gangster Rapper, Ice Cube- that implies a person, before making a firm choice of word(s) or action(s), should first exercise precaution and consider all outcomes and possible consequences that will follow as a result of what they say or do; and that, as a result of the individual's negligence to use foresight in the situation, if they do not exercise such precaution- or "check theirself" first, then on nearly every occasion that isn't a "first offense" the individual in question will suffer instantaneous or swift judgement (karma) dictated by the other people around them.
(synonyms: recognize, respect, keep it 100, watch one's attitude, watch one's mouf, behave oneself)
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1 (v, idiom) "check yourself before you wreck yourself"
A popular idiom- its creation typically being credited to the revered American Gangster Rapper, Ice Cube- that implies a person, before making a firm choice of word(s) or action(s), should first exercise precaution and consider all outcomes and possible consequences that will follow as a result of what they say or do; and that, as a result of the individual's negligence to use foresight in the situation, if they do not exercise such precaution- or "check theirself" first, then on nearly every occasion that isn't a "first offense" the individual in question will suffer instantaneous or swift judgement (karma) dictated by the other people around them.
(synonyms: recognize, respect, keep it 100, watch one's attitude, watch one's mouf, behave oneself)
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"Ayo, Christine. I done seen my girl loving up another man."
"Who, Quincy?"
"Yes, ma'am. You already know I'm finna burn all her shoes!"
"Woah now, big dog! You'd betta check yourself before you wreck yourself."
"Who, Quincy?"
"Yes, ma'am. You already know I'm finna burn all her shoes!"
"Woah now, big dog! You'd betta check yourself before you wreck yourself."
by Yo Mama’s Asshole January 26, 2021
femmesensupede, n.
(fem-eh-sen-su-pay-de)
ORIGIN; LATIN
sensu*pedes -> sensupede -> femmesensupede
Femmesensupede is a femdom-oriented act of sexual interaction involving the intentional repression and tense stimulation of 4 of the 5 human senses- touch, taste, smell, and sight- that calls for the primary involvement of feet. In the vanilla form of femmesensupede, a dominant female positions herself atop of a more submissive male bottom, where she will then proceed to remove her footwear. The dominant female then places her feet against the face of the male, one foot covering the male's eyes, and the other foot inside of the male's mouth- which not only stimulates the sense of taste but also prevents the male from talking. In the second and final part of femmesensupede, the female encapsulate's the male's nose inside of an article of footwear (excluding flip flops and high heels), which forces the male to breath in this air, as their mouth is blocked with the female's foot. During all of this, the female also has the option to add additional stimulation to the male's penis. Femmesensupede is exclusive to the foot fetish and, partially, the BDSM community.
(fem-eh-sen-su-pay-de)
ORIGIN; LATIN
sensu*pedes -> sensupede -> femmesensupede
Femmesensupede is a femdom-oriented act of sexual interaction involving the intentional repression and tense stimulation of 4 of the 5 human senses- touch, taste, smell, and sight- that calls for the primary involvement of feet. In the vanilla form of femmesensupede, a dominant female positions herself atop of a more submissive male bottom, where she will then proceed to remove her footwear. The dominant female then places her feet against the face of the male, one foot covering the male's eyes, and the other foot inside of the male's mouth- which not only stimulates the sense of taste but also prevents the male from talking. In the second and final part of femmesensupede, the female encapsulate's the male's nose inside of an article of footwear (excluding flip flops and high heels), which forces the male to breath in this air, as their mouth is blocked with the female's foot. During all of this, the female also has the option to add additional stimulation to the male's penis. Femmesensupede is exclusive to the foot fetish and, partially, the BDSM community.
Dan: Hey man, Kali and I were blackout drunk last night. What about you?
Ezikel: I was doing femmesensupede with Lindsey.
Dan: No way- you're into that? Tell me about it!
Ezikel: SO. FUCKING. HOT.
Ezikel: I was doing femmesensupede with Lindsey.
Dan: No way- you're into that? Tell me about it!
Ezikel: SO. FUCKING. HOT.
by Yo Mama’s Asshole May 8, 2021
A term used, when, during sex, a man starts excessively forcing baked spaghetti down a woman’s vagina- causing mildly uncomfortable pain and satisfaction for the female. Afterwards, the male cuts off the lips of the woman’s vagina, bakes them at 350 degrees, and cuts the baked garnish into little pieces and sprinkles it on the woman’s vagina.
Bruh, I fazoli’d my girl Skyla last night and her pussy is bleeding like she’s havin’ 8 periods at once
by Yo Mama’s Asshole July 9, 2019
Cum Mummy, (v) (com mumi)
A term used to describe the actions of when, after a male masturbates, said man wraps bundles of toilet paper on their arm to clean off the splooge from their hand.
Cum Mummy, (v) (com mumi)
A term used for when after a female stimulates a man’s penis causing an orgasm, preferably by jerking him off, and then proceeds to bundle her hand in toilet paper to clean her hands off.
A term used to describe the actions of when, after a male masturbates, said man wraps bundles of toilet paper on their arm to clean off the splooge from their hand.
Cum Mummy, (v) (com mumi)
A term used for when after a female stimulates a man’s penis causing an orgasm, preferably by jerking him off, and then proceeds to bundle her hand in toilet paper to clean her hands off.
(1)
“I was fapping last night, and I did a cum mummy.”
(2)
“Samantha and I were getting frisky last night, and she jerked me off; and then she pulled a cum mummy on me.”
“I was fapping last night, and I did a cum mummy.”
(2)
“Samantha and I were getting frisky last night, and she jerked me off; and then she pulled a cum mummy on me.”
by Yo Mama’s Asshole February 24, 2020
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1 (v, movement) slide
tenses: slide (present and future), slided (past, US), slid (past, any other country)
def; slide 1-slang
A form of short language terminology used to announce one's intent to arrive at a specific location.
(synonyms {1}: pull up, show up and show out, come thru, drop in, step up)
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1 (v, combat) slide
tenses: slide (present and future), slided (past, US), slid (past, any other country)
def; slide 2-slang
A common short language term used by an individual with the probable desire (male dominant) to intimedate, threaten, or come in harmful physical contact with a person whom either acts as the challenging party's opponent, or upon the instance that the aggrevator strongly dislikes- or hates the guts of- for any particular reason.
(synonyms {2}: run hands, run fades, throw hands, throw fades, square up, box, drop like 52 pickup, brawl, smackdown, fold, fold like an omlette)
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1 (v, movement) slide
tenses: slide (present and future), slided (past, US), slid (past, any other country)
def; slide 1-slang
A form of short language terminology used to announce one's intent to arrive at a specific location.
(synonyms {1}: pull up, show up and show out, come thru, drop in, step up)
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1 (v, combat) slide
tenses: slide (present and future), slided (past, US), slid (past, any other country)
def; slide 2-slang
A common short language term used by an individual with the probable desire (male dominant) to intimedate, threaten, or come in harmful physical contact with a person whom either acts as the challenging party's opponent, or upon the instance that the aggrevator strongly dislikes- or hates the guts of- for any particular reason.
(synonyms {2}: run hands, run fades, throw hands, throw fades, square up, box, drop like 52 pickup, brawl, smackdown, fold, fold like an omlette)
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1 verb, movement
"You remember that baddie, Denise? She finna be at that party tonight."
"Dog- you serious?"
"Deadass."
"Shiiieet, I'm finna slide up in there"
2} verb, combat
"On G cuz, I'm real tired of that fool that keep playing wit me."
"Who? That nigga JT?"
"Yeeesss! He stay mad annoying homie, I'm telling you!"
"Maaan, why you ain't just slide him yet!? *Damn* I'm tired of ya'll flaming each other."
"You remember that baddie, Denise? She finna be at that party tonight."
"Dog- you serious?"
"Deadass."
"Shiiieet, I'm finna slide up in there"
2} verb, combat
"On G cuz, I'm real tired of that fool that keep playing wit me."
"Who? That nigga JT?"
"Yeeesss! He stay mad annoying homie, I'm telling you!"
"Maaan, why you ain't just slide him yet!? *Damn* I'm tired of ya'll flaming each other."
by Yo Mama’s Asshole January 26, 2021