faxxed

When a person takes the bait from a parody social media post (such as FAX Sports) and responds as if it is not parody/satire, but actual fact.

"look, Trevor Bauer is signing with Houston!"
"lmao bro you got faxxed."
"huh?"
"you got faxxed, look who posted it."

by Sahh22 June 15, 2024

shit faxed

a state of intoxiacation, where both verbal and mechanical skills are impaired but not limited to speech, typing and spelling.

rob: hey come down to the bar.
tony: cant make it bro i've been brewing all day and now i'm too shit faxed to be driving...

by Orbit, Chunkz, Crazy Legs January 13, 2010

Fauxed

An adjective intentionally made into a past-tense verb so as to illicitly garner at least 18 points on a Scrabble board.

Feathers and furs can be faux, fo sho,
but fauxed isn't in the dictionary, no.

by GrammarPatrol July 20, 2010

fuxxed

Phrasal verb:
Word to explain how something is fucked when in actuality it is not fuckable.

I continued to run my car without oil, and now my engines fuxxed.

by CodecX February 7, 2004

faxedo

A lower cost facsimile of true men's formal wear made by putting together a regular suit with a cummerbund, bow tie and pleated shirt.

Dave was going on a cruise that had 2 formal dinners. He dind't own a tuxedo and the cost of the cruise set him back a bunch. To avoid renting or buying real formal wear he bought a nice shirt, and a cummerbund and bow-tie set. It cost him much less than formal wear and made a reasonable faxedo for the affairs.

by CheapCruise September 30, 2011

fuxxed up

Fucked up xxtra fucked up

drank a liter of Red Stag...so fuxxed up right now

by Whyte Trash Jedi April 28, 2016

Fauxed

Having been fixed but only to the extent of appearing to have been fixed, especially for the purposes of deception.

When the dude sat in the chair I fauxed, it totally collapsed.

by reallydolly August 9, 2010