fawxer

a cute and an adorable person who stole my heart at first glance. they made me realize that love is worth fighting for and that eve tho there are things that might be in our way, ill still be there for them. also, theyre a monkey >:( <3

dayum that must be fawxer cause theyre pretty sexxxyyyyyy

by NuggieLover April 14, 2021

faxer

A dimwit. A moron. An idiot. Specifically related to office coworkers. Someone so stupid that they still believe that faxing is a viable communication method in the modern business world and that is one of their better ideas.

Jesus, did you hear what Bob suggested during our morning meeting? I thought he was going to be fired on the spot. What a fucking faxer.

by Lumber9 October 1, 2018

Fauxercise

Fake exercising, or pretend exercise.

Jane: Sarah said she will be busy later as she is going to the gym.
Tom: She said that? I bet she went to fauxercise..she's only there to see the hunks.

by Kerayzee February 23, 2011

Fawer

Farting in a shower that might be sour.

I did a strong Fawer yesterday

by The one who we don't speak of January 16, 2021

MAWTHER FAWKERS

BIG GODDAMN MOTHS WITH HAIR THAT BOMB AT YOUR DOME WHILE TRYING TO DRINK YO BEEYA IN VEGAS AT THE CIRCLE BAR!!

OH EM G! I WAS JUST TRYIN TO TO MAKE LIKE A CHAIR FOR EB, AND THESE MAWTHER FAWKERS KEPT KAMIKAZEE'ING INTO ME!!....GODDAMN MAWTHER FAWKERS!!

I STOMPED THE MAWTHER FAWKING SHIT OUT OF THEM OVER AND OVER.

by KYLEBEAR June 30, 2009

fauxerity

Lacking sincerity.
A person may try to sound like they care or are interested in something you have confided but it is fake sincerity.

Me "I have been sick for days."
Them "Oh my, that sucks!" they say with fauxerity and they continue on by talking about themselves " OMG, I had to wear dirty socks today! I had to stay late at work. I...I...Me...Me...Me..."
That person has a bad case of fauxerity!

by bsideco April 22, 2011

Mother Faxer

Slang for Mother F*cker if You want to say it in a polite way.

You little Mother Faxer

by BuxBunny February 12, 2022