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favot by Marianna November 24, 2021

favor sharking 

Doing an unasked-for favor for someone, and then using it to try and guilt them into doing something for you.

Sam: "So Bob shows up at my house randomly with some brown bananas and is like 'hey, you can use these to make banana bread,' and I'm like 'uh, ok, I don't really bake but thanks,' and then he invites himself in for an hour and asks to borrow $300."

Joe: "That's some prime favor sharking right there. But my mother in law is worse. She keeps buying us weird vases and knick-knacks we don't need and then calls us ungrateful if we don't spend hours on the phone with her saying thank you and talking about where we'll put them in the house. We keep asking her to stop but she won't.

favor sharking by Mai Ainsel June 17, 2020

Favorite Puppy 

Something that is very good or favorable, one might say your favorite. Used as an adjective. Originated from the Chuckle Sandwich podcast in which Ted Nivison told a story about his childhood stuffed animal “favorite puppy.” Can also be used in the context of “least favorite puppy,” which means the opposite.

Person A: It’s my birthday today!
Person B: Dude, that’s favorite puppy. I wish I could say the same, my dog died this week and it was least favorite puppy.

Favorite Puppy by JuliaV618 June 20, 2021

Anthony Favata 

Anthony Favata is the definition of a boss. The man is tough, strong, and doesn't take garbage from anybody. If you're his friend, he will always have your back. Always remain his friend and stay on his good side. He is also a very avid sports enthusiast. He is the man and if you dont know him you would think hes a thug even though he has close to a 4.0 gpa. Rockstar games should make a video game about him. It would be more intersting than GTA.

Guy 1:Yo did your car get towed?

Guy 2: Yea bro
Guy 1: Yo call Anthony Favata, he will get your car back and have them pay you instead.

Guy 1: Yo how's the pig? Yo how's nigel?
Guy 2: I want this thing out of here!!
Anthony Favata: Yo chill out, its just a pig. Hey there pig, its uncle Favata! I got your back!

Its a bird, its a plane, no its Anthony Favata.

Anthony Favata, the man the myth the legend.

Anthony Favata by Favatafan137 November 25, 2013

Fasotp 

“Fall asleep on the phone

You tryna fasotp tonight?

Fasotp by Lildickynicky December 1, 2020

Larry, your favourite cucumber 

Larry, your favourite cucumber

Larry, your favourite cucumber

Larry, your favourite cucumber by xxxjerrysuxcoxndix69xxx July 27, 2016

Favorite Puppy 

Favorite Puppy is what psychopaths name their beanie babies or a common phrase used to refer to something good or that you like.

Ted: When I was a kid I had a stuffed animal, yeah.
Charlie: What was his name?
Ted: It was a... I think it was a beanie baby and its name was favorite puppy.
Schlatt: You named your stuffed animal "Favorite Puppy?"
Charlie: Are you a sociopath?
Schlatt: I think you might be stupid.
Charlie/Schlatt: *burst out laughing*

Favorite Puppy by FluffyMage June 20, 2021