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fauxtist 

A fuaxtist is an indivdual who pretends to be a full fledged artist despite the fact that their creativity is more of a hobby, not an occupation. Close association to fauxhemians, bobos and yipsters.
Rogers Park in Chicago is a neighborhood with many fauxtists who work 9-5 jobs, but claim to friends and family that they are in fact artist. Rarely make any art.
fauxtist by avant-chicago May 24, 2008
Words you can keep
someone who says they're an artist but they use effects to modify their drawing
Person 1: "Hey look at my art! Do you think I'm a good artist?"
Person 2: "Buddy, I clearly saw you use an effect to modify your drawing you fauxtist."
Person 1: "Man, you never encourage me on everything!"
Person 2: "BECAUSE YOU USED EFFE-"
Person 3: "Hello mothhersellcfch"
fauxtist by uussernme4578 July 12, 2026

Fauxista 

A woman with a penchant for wearing faux designer duds and carrying knock-off designer handbags. A faux fashionista.
Everytime I see Salima she's always wearing those awful knock-off Chanel sunglasses with her too big to actually be a Chloe handbag. She's such a fauxista!
Fauxista by Tinkerbell Hilton June 8, 2009

fauxtestor 

A fake protestor; someone who is probably there because they are being paid.

They are usually violent or attempt to incite violence.

They don't actually care about any particular causes. Virtue signalling is more important to them than offering solutions.
Did you see those fauxtestors at the Trump rally yesterday? Soros paid them to be there. All they did was curse at people, spit on them and then played the victim when someone stood their ground.
fauxtestor by UcladudeJon March 8, 2017

fauxtest 

To fake-protest as opposed to 'fake-test' as the name suggests.
A fauxtest of this said Fur-con would be the proper way to handle such a debacle.
fauxtest by Jon November 26, 2004

Fauxtism 

Oh My Gosh, That guy can't really have Autism. He too good at sports. He must have Fauxtism, just to get sympathy.
Fauxtism by Chris_K. January 13, 2008

fauxtesting

Fake protesting. Giving the appearance of protesting, but not having a legitimate cause with a goal. Essentially, just making a lot of noise for nothing. Oftentimes, these people are paid to fauxtest.
Antifa doesn't have a cause. Their fauxtesting is to hide their fascist desires to stamp out anything they disagree with.
fauxtesting by UcladudeJon October 1, 2017
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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