Fauxtistic 

When a person claims to be on the autistic spectrum despite having no diagnosis, minimal or no tendencies and increasingly behaves as if they’re severely impaired in order to gain something; whether that be financial aid, sympathy, a following or excuses for poor behaviour. Usually adorned with badges, lanyards or car stickers proclaiming themselves as autistic, often self diagnosed from seeing other fauxtistics on social media, and typically make a huge dramatic announcement about their non existent or fraudulent autism diagnosis. As if they were coming out.

He claims to be on the spectrum and unable to tolerate strangers or loud noises under any circumstances, hence why he can’t go on any errands. But these pictures of him crowd surfing at a concert on Saturday suggest he’s fauxtistic.

Fauxtistic by Quarterton April 22, 2024

Fauxtistic 

When a person claims to be on the autistic spectrum despite having no diagnosis, minimal or no tendencies and increasingly behaves as if they’re severely impaired in order to gain something; whether that be financial aid, sympathy, a following or excuses for poor behaviour. Usually adorned with badges, lanyards or car stickers proclaiming themselves as autistic, often self diagnosed from seeing other fauxtistics on social media, and typically make a huge dramatic announcement about their non existent or fraudulent autism diagnosis. As if they were coming out.

He claims to be on the spectrum and unable to tolerate strangers or loud noises under any circumstances, hence why he can’t go on any errands. But these pictures of him crowd surfing at a concert on Saturday suggest he is fauxtistic.

Fauxtistic by Quarterton April 22, 2024

fauxtistic 

adjective for a person who fakes being on the autism spectrum disorder for clout.

someone on my feed was acting really fauxtistic

fauxtistic by thatonetako November 20, 2024

Fartistic Licence 

The art of creatively reshaping the true facts concerning a past release of Carbon Dibaxide

"Mr Darcy, I find it most difficult to credit your assertion that Miss bennet was responsible for the beefy eggo that cleared the dance floor not five minutes ago.. For one thin, the miasma concerned was distinctly reminiscent of the casserole I observed you yourself consuming last night, whereas I have it on good authority that Miss Bennet is a vegetarian. If that was Fartistic Licence, Darcy, then it was dashed bad form."

Fartistic Licence by bromp February 18, 2010

fagatistical 

A homosexual (male) that is completely in love with his own gayness and believes no one is as gay as he.

I was excited to show Stephan my new manpurse but he just went on and on about how much better his was... he is just so fagatistical I cannot stand it!

fagatistical by Schmo August 8, 2014

Fagtistic 

1. Fag and Fantastic

2. Doing something that is just so faggity but fantastic at the same time

"You.Are.The. Biggest. fucking fagtistic bitch in the world"
"Thanks bro, im the fucking greatest fag"

"Dude what the fuck, what you did was just plain out fagtistic"
"Soz mate, I know it was a bit weird but it was fucking great"

Fagtistic by Chicken123123321 July 2, 2016

fartistic

A work of art lacking in technique but still amusing and creative. Carelessness or the artists apathy being it's strongest quality.

A toilet seat picture frame.

fartistic by Antonio Giusto February 11, 2005