Definitions by uussernme4578

sywau

shut your wicked ass up

Person 1: "So there was this one game where you needed a partner, and on the internet they called it 69, and I had never heard of 6-"
Person 2: "sywau"
Person 3: "Dude really"
Person 2: "How the fuck have you not heard of 69?"

sywau by uussernme4578 September 12, 2026

`:| ?

facial expression like "what did you just say?"

Person 1: "Now don't get me wrong but it's probably a red flag for me to like pineapple on pizza"
Pineapple lover: `:| ?
Pizza lover `:| ?
Pineapple pizza lover: `:| ?
Pizza crust lover: `:| ?
Person 1: What?
Lovers: Did you just say what we like is a red flag?

`:| ? by uussernme4578 September 12, 2026

h

huh

Person 1: "If you take away 3 from 9, what do you have?"
Person 2: "h"
Person 3: "ARE YOU STUPID IT'S CLEARLY SIX YOU ABSOLUTE BUFFOON!"
Person 1 and 2: "h"
Person 3: "I'm gonna actually fucking hang myself if you keep doing your stupid huh shenanigans"

h by uussernme4578 September 12, 2026

dyemond

a clearly fake jewel

Person 1: "Dude, it's a real diamond. Trust."
Person 2: "It's clearly painted! What kind of dyemond do you have?!"
Person 1: "Fuck you mean dyemond?! It's clearly real! It's bright blue!"
Person 2: "Are you stupid? The paint's literally coming off! It's a dyemond!"

dyemond by uussernme4578 September 12, 2026

Britify

to make a sentence stereotypically British (have exceptionally amazing English); to posh a sentence

Person drowning in car: "Help! My motor vehicle has become submerged within the conspicuous turquoise-dyed children's swimming pool!"
Person 2: "Nice britifying dude."
Person 3: "I want to learn how to britify like you!"
Person drowning in car: *drowns*
Person 2: "Goodness gracious!"

Britify by uussernme4578 September 12, 2026

Heptahectaheptacontaheptachiliaheptahectaheptacontaoctaphobia

fear of the number 777,778 (as if someone's actually scared of this number)

Person 1: "Hey, what's 21 times 37037 plus 1"
Person 2: "Ą̵̡̳͔̲͉̰̯̫̈́̍̈́A ̧͈̘̭̦̮͔̜̖̬̙̺̯̅A ̡̛̘̘͔̯̥̩̝͖̟͚̜̘̰̉̄̂̌̎͘͝͝Ą̵̞̩͎̝̯̲̋̋A̶̱͉͉̦̣̠̺̪͓̝̻͊͐̇̑̍̂͗̏͘"
Person 3: "Motherfucker what do you have heptahectaheptacontaheptachiliaheptahectaheptacontaoctaphobia or something"
Person 2: "Yeah sorry"
Person 4: "777,778"
Person 5: "Ą̵̡̳͔̲͉̰̯̫̈́̍̈́A ̧͈̘̭̦̮͔̜̖̬̙̺̯̅A ̡̛̘̘͔̯̥̩̝͖̟͚̜̘̰̉̄̂̌̎͘͝͝Ą̵̞̩͎̝̯̲̋̋A̶̱͉͉̦̣̠̺̪͓̝̻͊͐̇̑̍̂͗̏͘Ą̵̡̳͔̲͉̰̯̫̈́̍̈́A ̧͈̘̭̦̮͔̜̖̬̙̺̯̅A ̡̛̘̘͔̯̥̩̝͖̟͚̜̘̰̉̄̂̌̎͘͝͝Ą̵̞̩͎̝̯̲̋̋A̶̱͉͉̦̣̠̺̪͓̝̻͊͐̇̑̍̂͗̏͘"

Heptahectaheptacontaheptachiliaheptahectaheptacontaoctaphobia by uussernme4578 July 14, 2026

crimSON

son i'm crine but red

Person 1: "I got this crazy story that I'm about to tell you"
Person 2: "Ok"
Person 1: "So I work as an elevator manager-"
Person 2: "crimSON"
Person 3: "Bro he didn't even finish"

crimSON by uussernme4578 July 12, 2026