fauxpwn 

(v)
1) When a n00b thinks he pwned someone, but the kill took much too long, or was much too n00bish to be an actual pwn.

2) When 2 people are going for the same kill without knowing, and you think it was your kill until you see "(insert actual killer's name here) fragged (insert victim's name here)" or something of the like.

1)
n00b: *after killing someone with MK-48* "Pwned!!1!11one"
not n00b: fauxpwn, n00b you emptied 100 mk rounds in the guy before he died...

2)
guy 1: *lines up for headshot and fires*
guy 2: *fires 2 milisec. before guy 1*
guy 1: "Pw...aww dammit, fauxpwned."

fauxpwn by DrkRatchet105 March 29, 2008

fauxpinion 

An falsehood married with opinion presented in such as way as to be possibly construed as fact.

One must understand the simple fact that nearly every thing presented by the Fox News Network can not be trusted. They are simply stating their fauxpinion.

fauxpinion by fauxmaster November 23, 2010

Fauxpange

Drink that will make you go nuts, get nakey, and have the time of your life.

4 oz lemonade
2 oz rum
1 oz apple juice
1 oz sprite

girl: "I really want to get wasted tonight..."
guy: "Hm..."
girl: "I just want to go nuts, and get naked in the pool, and have the TIME OF MY LIFE"
guy: "Drink this..."
girl: "What is it?"
guy: "Fauxpange"

In conclusion, the girl went nuts, got naked, and had the time of her life. Enough Said.

Fauxpange by Yal's Tattoos November 28, 2009

fauxpinion 

a false opinion by one party given to another party in an effort to mask the sender's true opinion and/or cause the recipient party to feel a certain way about the sender and/or the sender's stated opinion.

Scott told Ali that he really enjoyed what she cooked in order to compliment her and try to get laid. Scott really just gave Ali his fauxpinion because he wanted to get laid. OR.... John argued for certain ideals and a over certain viewpoint in order to score points with this chick he was talking to at a bar. He really could have cared less about the topic and had differing views than what he projected at the chick, so he gave her a line of fauxpinions.

fauxpinion by eyeseeingall October 26, 2009

fauxpon 

a fake coupon. Used in practical jokes.

That biotch gave me a fauxpon, I had to pay full price for those cookies!

fauxpon by katieee and chelsea October 16, 2006

fauxpensive 

fake brand clothing, shoes, sunglasses, hand bags, etc... sometimes appearing to look cheap, but not always.

girl 1- "I just love your Fendi hand bag!, how much was it?"

girl 2- "oh, this?, it was fauxpensive"

~or~

"his RayBan's look totally fauxpensive"

fauxpensive by lexi'neko-chan February 10, 2009