3 definitions by fauxmaster

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A tall, slightly muscular twink with glasses. They always have glasses. They usually are smart, if they’re not they pretend to be. They’re decently popular and know a lot of popular people but no one really knows them. The type to start idiotic arguments like “is soup a beverage” and then just use facts to make the entire convo pointless. They’ve got a decent about of bodies though, if you want to fuck and run you better pick a Rudeus because they know how to get it done.
“I really need a Rudeus in my life, one fuck and then never again.”

“If you can tolerate someone that annoying.”
by fauxmaster October 20, 2020
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She’s hot asf and never misses, prolly got aimbot. Hotter than hot.
Man: Damn shawty you as fine as grayfullbustersgf
Woman: Nah theyre hotter than me
by fauxmaster March 01, 2021
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An falsehood married with opinion presented in such as way as to be possibly construed as fact.
One must understand the simple fact that nearly every thing presented by the Fox News Network can not be trusted. They are simply stating their fauxpinion.
by fauxmaster November 17, 2010
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