Falsehood 

An untrue statement

*debate time*
Virgil: your mom is preposterous

Thomas: ok lets leave the moms out of this considering that neither of you have a mother.
Virgil: if she did exist, she’d be preposterous and pointless
Logan: FALSEHOOD!!!

Falsehood by Alexander Hamilton (Nonstop) April 21, 2019

falsehood 

A lie. Beverly Hills.

Quit saying that you don't color your hair, that is a falsehood. People in Beverly Hills are so phony, I wouldn't want to live in that falsehood.

falsehood by kitit December 22, 2013

falsebook 

(n.) a fake Facebook account that you make for friends who either deleted theirs or refuse to get one.

Guy 1: "This is fuckin' perfect! Whoever made a falsebook for Brian, mad props! The only thing is you have to put TWILIGHT as his favorite movie, TOOL as his favorite band, and list his sexual preference as interested in MEN!!! He's gonna be so pissed when he finds out about this falsebook! Fuck yeah!!! Wooooo!!!"

falsebook by Da Sperminator March 4, 2011

Falsewood 

An erection for ether no reason at all or a reason that u are ashamed of.
The erection does not count as falsewood if you beat it off.(masturbating falsewood is prohibited) under no circumstances should falsewood ever be finished off.

Yooooo man i woke up this morning and had the biggest hard on.(falsewood)
Theirs this really busted bitch that just got hired at work and i sprung a boner for no reason lookin at her today.(falsewood)
Dude ur moms way to old for me to want to fuck, but my man shaft was hard as steel for her today, totally took it in the bathroom and shoot it off.(NOT falsewood)

Falsewood by James Gagne January 30, 2009

Falsepoop [Noun] 

Falsepoops are both a feeling and a phenomena. They may present themselves as sharts or disguise themselves as megashits. But these are merely squeakers that cause the discomfort prompting you to take siege of the porcelain throne. When you do finally sit down and force that motherfucker out; you may produce a marble, or nothing at all. What you have here sir or madam, is a falsepoop.

Falsepoop Noun "There I sat so broken hearted, but twas falsepoop; I had and just barely sharted."

Person 1: Man, I can't believe I sat on the toilet for 3 minutes, missing my show for a false poop.
Person 2: I held my false poop in, I looked kinda dumb for a minute, but I'm good.
Person 3: Hold on, I think I'm having a false poop right now, nope I'm sharting.

Person 4: How is this not a crazy shitstorm right now, all of this pushing over a false poop?

Falsepoop [Noun] by Fismo February 12, 2014

Facehood 

AKA Facebook

You on Facehood bro?

Facehood by Be3nny October 5, 2009

fashoodle 

to punch somebody so hard, that they don't wake up until the next day

I fashoodled the mess out of that guy last night, but i doubt he'll remember, i heard he just woke up today.

fashoodle by wakkaflakka September 9, 2010