fauxcho
fauxcho by dick mcnipples November 7, 2006
Fauchovah's Witness
A member of the Covidian sect of cultish apologists who fervently adhere to the teachings and mandates of the one and only true Fauchovah.
"Do NOT confuse Fauchovah's Witnesses with JWs."
"One is the sole religion of the only true god & the other is Jehovah's Witnesses!"
"One is the sole religion of the only true god & the other is Jehovah's Witnesses!"
Fauchovah's Witness by Logical Empiricist Stoic September 11, 2023
Related Words
fauxcho • fauxthority • Fauchovah • fauxch • fauxcock • fauxhound • Fauchovah's Witness • Fauxcahontas • Fauxcha • fauxchambeau
Fauchovah
The omniscient & omnipotent deity, who becomes man who becomes super god, and ultimately inspires, leads, & controls the minds & combined will of his Covidian religious cult followers.
Like any god, he retains absolutely no accountability because good outcomes are due to his gracious benevolence while undesired consequences result from his purging crucible or fully-merited sanctions.
Like any god, he retains absolutely no accountability because good outcomes are due to his gracious benevolence while undesired consequences result from his purging crucible or fully-merited sanctions.
“I’m not feeling well with a symptom that could be from any ailment listed in any of all the world’s medical journals & blogs.”
“Praise Fauchovah!”
“Praise Fauchovah!”
Fauchovah by Logical Empiricist Stoic October 22, 2023
fauxhound
A pessimist who thinks they're wise to the world and claims to see through bullshit. Instead of wearing rose colored glasses they wear black tinted glasses.
fauxhound by whydoihatethefrench May 27, 2016
fauxthority
1. An adjudicating person or body that is spuriously invoked in order to win an argument or discussion, especially where no such body actually exists.
2. An air of supreme knowledgeability and pretentiosity, projected by a person who will speak at length and with great opinion, on topics of which he or she actually has only a passing grasp at best.
2. An air of supreme knowledgeability and pretentiosity, projected by a person who will speak at length and with great opinion, on topics of which he or she actually has only a passing grasp at best.
(In this example, both HMB and DrB are using fauxthoritative arguments, and both are displaying fauxthority.)
HMB: Sylvia Saint's finest asset is her bottom.
DrB: You lie. It's her breasts.
HMB: Surely not. For breasts, q.v. Brianna Banks, Asia Carrera, et al. Theirs are much larger.
DrB: Your argument hinges on the theory that quantity is preferable to quality. In defence of the alternative view, Sylvia Saint is entirely natural, as can be deduced when viewing her in the reclining attitude.
HMB: Be that as it may, her breasts are much smaller, at most 0.94 British Standard Handfuls. By comparison, Asia Carrera weighs in at a hefty 2.09 BSH.
DrB: Yes, but is it not spoken in the Book of Erogenis that "Reckon thee the food in thy bowl the same as thou wouldst reckon the tits on thy concubines: that any more than a mouthful will be wasted?"
(Discussion continues as both speakers get to indulge their vanities in this verbal equivalent of public masturbation.)
HMB: Sylvia Saint's finest asset is her bottom.
DrB: You lie. It's her breasts.
HMB: Surely not. For breasts, q.v. Brianna Banks, Asia Carrera, et al. Theirs are much larger.
DrB: Your argument hinges on the theory that quantity is preferable to quality. In defence of the alternative view, Sylvia Saint is entirely natural, as can be deduced when viewing her in the reclining attitude.
HMB: Be that as it may, her breasts are much smaller, at most 0.94 British Standard Handfuls. By comparison, Asia Carrera weighs in at a hefty 2.09 BSH.
DrB: Yes, but is it not spoken in the Book of Erogenis that "Reckon thee the food in thy bowl the same as thou wouldst reckon the tits on thy concubines: that any more than a mouthful will be wasted?"
(Discussion continues as both speakers get to indulge their vanities in this verbal equivalent of public masturbation.)
fauxthority by HMB August 19, 2006
fauxcoming
fauxcoming (noun) - an outing where one gets ready for a dance, homecoming in particular, by dressing up, taking pictures, eating dinner, and so on. But does not attend the dance, and instead has a WAY better night.
On the night of the high school homecoming dance, the girls dressed up, took pictures, ate dinner, and went bowling all together creating a wonderful fauxcoming.
fauxcoming by Fauxcomer September 11, 2011
fauxchambeau
Much like rochambeau except the person who kicks first then immediately concedes the contest so that he doesn't have to get kicked in the nuts.
warning: if you fauxchambeau someone you should expect a return kick to your nuts when you least expect it.
warning: if you fauxchambeau someone you should expect a return kick to your nuts when you least expect it.
Dude 1: Hey I'll rochambeau you for that last slice of pizza
Dude 2: Ok
Dude 1 kicks Dude 2 in the balls
Dude 2: uggghhh... my turn
Dude 1: nah, I'm full anyway, I just wanted to kick you in the nuts
Dude 2: oh man thats a total fauxchambeau, you better not sleep tonight
Dude 2: Ok
Dude 1 kicks Dude 2 in the balls
Dude 2: uggghhh... my turn
Dude 1: nah, I'm full anyway, I just wanted to kick you in the nuts
Dude 2: oh man thats a total fauxchambeau, you better not sleep tonight
fauxchambeau by eJrock February 17, 2009
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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