fautiti
fautiti by Colleuhu78 December 6, 2021
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Fagtitious
Fagtitious by ROBERT!!MAX January 16, 2022
Fatitis
A rare sexually transmitted disease in which the person eats uncontrollably, to the point of vomiting.
Fatitis by Jack MeHoff November 13, 2003
fatiție
The process of gradually losing social credit due to constant manifestation of irresponsible, self-centred behaviour. Fatiția is conducted through repetead use of faticească as a perfect trust-removal tool, alongside guilt-trapping people in imaginarry, drama-loaded scenarios of betrayal and abandonment.
A: What happened to Helen? She was so cool when she came here through Erasmus at the beginning of the semester!
B: I know, right? I don’t know, last thursday Ms. Hobbs gave her a C minus for not doing her homework. She called Ms. Hobbs an “arrogant, stupid bitch”, left the classroom, spat on the hallway while the cleaning lady was mopping the floor and then drove off to some stupid techno party while leaving me and Clara without transportation to our home. We called a cab and paid 120 dollars. She’s gone through so much fatiție!
B: I know, right? I don’t know, last thursday Ms. Hobbs gave her a C minus for not doing her homework. She called Ms. Hobbs an “arrogant, stupid bitch”, left the classroom, spat on the hallway while the cleaning lady was mopping the floor and then drove off to some stupid techno party while leaving me and Clara without transportation to our home. We called a cab and paid 120 dollars. She’s gone through so much fatiție!
Fartitis
The condition of having to pass gas (fart) multiple times per hour. Likely to happen after eating chili beans, broccoli, or other foods that cause gas.
I had a bad case of fartitis all day Sunday because of that chili I had at the party the night before—not to mention all the alcohol and junk food.
Fartitis by KoolKritter May 31, 2022
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