Factitious
Factitious by Major Thomas March 9, 2018
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factitious
Of, or relating to made-up "truths", pulled out of your ass and delivered as gospel to the unsuspecting. (Similar to what Cliff Clavin of "Cheers" was famous for.)
"Women who breast-feed at least one child to the age of one year have a 32%statistically higher chance of having breast cancer than those who don't" is a factitious statement.
factitious by Craig Hartley December 3, 2003
factitious fever
Fever that is produced artificially by a patient. This is done by artificially heating the thermometer or by use of pyrogenic substances and is suspected if the pulse rate is much less than expected for the degree of fever noted.
factitious fever by Zateina December 21, 2020
Factishional/Factitious
(faction as a fusion of the two....nah!)....."look ya wee fanny! It is the truth ....ok ok...maybe I have EMBELLISHED oan it a wee bit n that but it is pretty much factual! not Fictitious! Factitious mate! Factiontional ya fanny! (Embellendish.....same as embellish but being a pure fanny with it n that eh!)
Factishional/Factitious by JuanSanClaro July 9, 2025
fucktitious
An exaggerated or falsified account of sexual activity, usually involving an alleged conquest by the story teller.
Her undeserved reputation as a slut was the result of countless fucktitious stories repeated in the locker room.
fucktitious by Cuntoleezza Rice January 16, 2007
Feptitious
Fep-ti-tious
To be Feptitious: To be intentionally pedantic in a Devil's advocate manner for reasons of hilarity.
Used in response to a rhetorical question.
To be Feptitious: To be intentionally pedantic in a Devil's advocate manner for reasons of hilarity.
Used in response to a rhetorical question.
"Stop being feptitious"
Feptitious by Beanamatron September 12, 2011
fucticious
(adj) Pretending the sex was good, faking an orgasm.
Not genuinely into the sex your having at that particular time, but so no feelings get hurt, pretending that you are.
Not genuinely into the sex your having at that particular time, but so no feelings get hurt, pretending that you are.
He thinks he was totally good, but I was just acting fucticious.
"Dude, I was the best she ever had. She was moaning and groaning." "No way dude, it was all just fucticious."
"Dude, I was the best she ever had. She was moaning and groaning." "No way dude, it was all just fucticious."
fucticious by kidsnpigs February 6, 2010
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