KoolKritter's definitions

grouch-burger

A person or living thing that is rude mean and nasty to everyone for no reason other than that they are just extremely grouchy.

My dad was being such a grouch-burger to me for not mowing the lawn and taking the trash out. He yelled at me for ten minutes straight!

by KoolKritter December 24, 2023

Fartitis

The condition of having to pass gas (fart) multiple times per hour. Likely to happen after eating chili beans, broccoli, or other foods that cause gas.

I had a bad case of fartitis all day Sunday because of that chili I had at the party the night before—not to mention all the alcohol and junk food.

by KoolKritter May 31, 2022

Barch

A combo-word of Bitch and Bark.

I wish she would shut her mouth and stop barching about what happened last night!

by KoolKritter February 13, 2022

hayties

A nicer word for “hell”.

On Dynasty, Krystal and Alexis beat the ever-loving hayties out of each other. But in the end, Krystal won.

by KoolKritter August 13, 2021

abfu

Colloquial of absolutely f**king

I abfu hate that song-it is so stupid and they play it all the time on the radio.

I am abfu telling you the truth!

by KoolKritter June 26, 2021