when a guy or girl looks older then they really are, sometimes using it to reap rewards, such as girls or the ability to purchase alcohal or cigarettes without being i.d'ed.

20 year old 15 year old - Hey can i get a pack of du Marniers and a 40 oz. of olde english please?

Cashier - Sure thing bro (passes i.d check)

making the 15 year old Fauxlder.

Fauxlder by Cobra (('i')) November 15, 2009

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fauxlder

A prop, ideally a manila folder, used to carry in and around the office to give the illusion that work is being done when there is really nothing in it.

"I'm not in the mood to file all these receipts today.. Think I'll take a stroll around the building with my fauxlder instead."

fauxlder by real-diculous March 28, 2013

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faultergeist

The spirit of assigning blame to a problem or accident, often leading to destructive and unhealthy modes of interacting with others.

The hurricane wasn't anyone's fault, but some folks seemed to be possessed by a faultergeist, blaming gay people for the weather.

faultergeist by SassyAC February 6, 2015

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fauxdercoat

To spray paint a surface from at least two feet away creating a mist of paint that evenly distributes color and creates a gritty satin texture similar to powdercoating.

I fauxdercoated my car parts so it looks like it was professionally powdercoated - mainly to save time and money - but also to hide imperfections due to lack of paint prep, skill, and any patience to do it right. So I tell myself I fauxdercoat because it’s temporary and I’ll powdercoat it later for reals - but we all know that shit excuse is just famous last words.

fauxdercoat by Tess Tickular May 18, 2021

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