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faulder is another name for a really small penis
faulder by billybobjr. jackson October 18, 2010
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falderal 

Exc. - Bullshit.
n. - Bullshit.
Falderal! Bitch, that's falderal. Bitch
falderal by S. Lobato, God October 20, 2004
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Someone who uses Facebook to stalk or obsessively comments on someones profile.
"He is such a faulker! All he does is like my statuses and make creepy stalkerish wall posts!"
Faulker by wordsaremyname January 24, 2010

Fauxlder 

when a guy or girl looks older then they really are, sometimes using it to reap rewards, such as girls or the ability to purchase alcohal or cigarettes without being i.d'ed.
20 year old 15 year old - Hey can i get a pack of du Marniers and a 40 oz. of olde english please?

Cashier - Sure thing bro (passes i.d check)

making the 15 year old Fauxlder.
Fauxlder by Cobra (('i')) November 15, 2009

fauxlder 

A prop, ideally a manila folder, used to carry in and around the office to give the illusion that work is being done when there is really nothing in it.
"I'm not in the mood to file all these receipts today.. Think I'll take a stroll around the building with my fauxlder instead."
fauxlder by real-diculous March 28, 2013

faultergeist 

The spirit of assigning blame to a problem or accident, often leading to destructive and unhealthy modes of interacting with others.
The hurricane wasn't anyone's fault, but some folks seemed to be possessed by a faultergeist, blaming gay people for the weather.
faultergeist by SassyAC February 6, 2015

fauxdercoat 

To spray paint a surface from at least two feet away creating a mist of paint that evenly distributes color and creates a gritty satin texture similar to powdercoating.
I fauxdercoated my car parts so it looks like it was professionally powdercoated - mainly to save time and money - but also to hide imperfections due to lack of paint prep, skill, and any patience to do it right. So I tell myself I fauxdercoat because it’s temporary and I’ll powdercoat it later for reals - but we all know that shit excuse is just famous last words.
fauxdercoat by Tess Tickular May 18, 2021
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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