10 definitions by Tess Tickular

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A wise friend that you can seek advice from.
Hey broddha, how do I mentally deal with my bosshole? I caught myself thinking of beating his ass, but I want to keep my job.

Alternate: bruddha
by Tess Tickular November 03, 2016
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A wise friend that you can seek advice from.
Hey broddha, how do I mentally deal with my bosshole? I caught myself thinking of beating his ass, but I want to keep my job.

Alternate: bruddha
by Tess Tickular November 03, 2016
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A wise friend you can seek advice from.
Hey bruddha, how do I mentally deal with my bosshole? I caught myself thinking of beating his ass, but I want to keep my job.

Alternate: broddha
by Tess Tickular November 03, 2016
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To spray paint a surface from at least two feet away creating a mist of paint that evenly distributes color and creates a gritty satin texture similar to powdercoating.
I fauxdercoated my car parts so it looks like it was professionally powdercoated - mainly to save time and money - but also to hide imperfections due to lack of paint prep, skill, and any patience to do it right. So I tell myself I fauxdercoat because it’s temporary and I’ll powdercoat it later for reals - but we all know that shit excuse is just famous last words.
by Tess Tickular May 18, 2021
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Finger fight simply refers to a harmless exchange of middle fingers with strangers during an altercation most commonly experienced with road rage incidents that doesn’t escalate. Gesture only. Non-physical and non-verbal.
I got into a finger fight with another parent during school drop off after he didn’t let me merge in front of him.
by Tess Tickular August 19, 2021
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When you get into a visible close proximity eye-to-eye altercation without any physical contact or even without a verbal exchange. Thus, “Finger Fights” or “Finger Fighting” most commonly occurs during random heated exchanges with strangers or harmless road rage incidents—ideally in short duration without further escalation or harm. Because ain’t nobody got time for that
Sorry dear, you might as well hear it from me first—I got into another finger fight with a parent driving the kids to school today. I know it’s stupid but here me out: So you know there’s that construction zone with the bad timing? They closed off a lane and I simply went to merge at the end of the merger—that’s what you’re supposed to do, right? I wasn’t cutting the line of parents off - it just looked like it, okay? And this asshole Karent in a minivan wouldn’t let me in acting like a total dashboard warrior wanting to smash chariots. And we got into it throwing middle fingers - because I’m not rolling down the window with this Delta Variant. So I’m miming this douche bag instructions on how a merge lane is supposed to work because I know better than to curse in front of the kids! Yes dear. It was stupid. I know, dear. Nothing bad was going to happen. Look, I found a back way so there will be no finger fighting. In fact, watch this: I’m hanging up my little gloves…
by Tess Tickular August 19, 2021
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Dashboard Warrior is exactly like a keyboard warrior but in a car for instances of spontaneous road rage where there is never any plan to escalate an altercation face to face. In fact, if any encounter is about to escalate beyond harmless finger fighting via some Mime-Fu or Hand-Jitsu, the Dashboard Warrior will make all efforts to hastily drive off and escape.
Man, the school drop off these days is crazy. Nothing but Dashboard Warriors and Karents as if everyone is late to work - too busy go toe to toe before the principal or, Mr Meyers (the oversized PE/Math teacher) breaks it up. I get it, schools were only made for students arriving by walking in the snow uphill both ways — never this militaristic style attack by troops comprised of assorted mini backpacked soldiers in primary colored camo, shuttled quickly by fleets of offroad Humvee-like 4x4 suvs and all personnel carriers in the form of gold, silver, and burgundy minivans…
by Tess Tickular August 19, 2021
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