Faulker

Someone who uses Facebook to stalk or obsessively comments on someones profile.

"He is such a faulker! All he does is like my statuses and make creepy stalkerish wall posts!"

Faulker by wordsaremyname January 24, 2010

Newton Faulkner 

The most amazinggg musician ever! I can't believe he hasn't been defined yet! He is the proud owner of iceee coolll dreadlocks, a great personality, and an unbelievable musical ability. He plays acoustic guitar and sings and is very famous in the UK. Some of the songs you may have heard by him are 'Dream catch me' 'Gone in the morning' 'UFO' and 'Feels like home'...but there are loads more. If you haven't heard them, listen to them! :D

You: Ohh yeahh whatevs, I bet Newton Faulkner isn't as legendary as this chick says he is.

Me: Yes he is as a matter of fact! goshhh.

Newton Faulkner by Millstaa February 18, 2009

Faulknerize 

The process of going from a calm state of being to an out of control lunatic via a carefully tread 6-step process that moves from calm to agitated into masked anger, then irritability on to retaliatory, followed by irrational and concluding with explosive

Did you see Claire Faulknerize Sam earlier today? They could hear her three floors down. Man Claire moved through the six steps like a border collie in a weave pole contest.

Faulknerize by Furry Trout March 18, 2010

fauker 

slang for 'fucker' use in place of the word fucker

matt, you fauker

fauker by chance the great August 23, 2003

faulkner

to go from being a nerd to getting all the hot girls

he chucked a faulkner

faulkner by miccre January 14, 2007

Faulkenator 

(n) An individual who thinks too much of his or her accomplishments within the fantasy sports universe. Often, this individual will possess several "Runner Up" or "Good Sportsmanship" trophies. The verb form can be either "to faulk" or "to faulkenate".

Chris spent a lot of time bragging about his fantasy baseball team last year, but he ending up losing in the championship game. He's a faulkenator.

Scott dropped David Ortiz at the beginning of the season because he was in a slump. He really faulkenated that one.

If you're going to talk trash on the message boards, you better make sure not to faulk it up and lose your game.

Faulkenator by In Your Endo May 12, 2008

Faulkenberry 

noun

Faulkenberry is the name of champions. "Fuckinberry": The common mispronunciation of such an amazing last name is out of jealousy...or simply because when with a Faulkenberry you will have a fucking-very amazing time.

verb
To Faulkenberry. The act of pwning.

Noun.
He: Did you see just see that smokin hot chick? Man she's amazing.
She: She must be a Faulkenberry.

Verb
He: Whoa, that guy just Faulkenberry-ed that dude. I wish I could do that, I mean that other guy went DOWN!

Faulkenberry by Fuckingberry November 12, 2010