real-diculous's definitions

DiFS

DiFS stands for Division of iPod & Family Services. Much like DYFS (Division of Youth & Family Services), DiFS serves to protect all Apple products that are the victims of neglect and abuse by their owners, such as people who bring food and drinks around their computers, people who leave their Apple products unattended in a crowded wi-fi location to grab a coffee at the counter, etc.

Oh my. That guy just left his Macbook and iPhone on the table and went to order coffee. Anyone could snatch those things and run! I'm calling DiFS.

by real-diculous November 1, 2011

fauxlder

A prop, ideally a manila folder, used to carry in and around the office to give the illusion that work is being done when there is really nothing in it.

"I'm not in the mood to file all these receipts today.. Think I'll take a stroll around the building with my fauxlder instead."

by real-diculous March 28, 2013

postable

A term, phrase, or event worthy of and suitable for posting to a social networking web site.

LOL, that was a hilarious story, totally postable!

by real-diculous December 28, 2012

RME

RME is an acronym for the term Rolling My Eyes.

Some people have been known to Laugh Out Loud (lol) and Shake My Head (smh) at posts, but Rolling My Eyes (rme) is another form of expression people have when reading certain posts and should be used as such.

by real-diculous September 9, 2011

Maskie

A maskie is simply when someone takes a selfie while wearing a mask.

I’m looking extra good today so give me my mask because I’m about to take a maskie with my phone.

by real-diculous December 30, 2021

Prosexional

To be very proficient and highly skilled at sexual intercourse.

"Oh my, Stacy. Jim rocked my world in bed last night! He is a real prosexional in the way he handles me."

by real-diculous March 19, 2013

stinkerization

1) To really be bad at something on a whole other level. To basically stink at something.

2) Also, to have an unfixable stink, stench, or body odor.

Basically, to stink as a whole, whether at something or one's bodily self.

1) Although the team moved to a new location they still are suffering from the same stinkerization.

2) Damn, I can't believe how bad his BO is after working out. Dude is suffering from supreme stinkerization..

by real-diculous December 27, 2012