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Definitions by real-diculous

A maskie is simply when someone takes a selfie while wearing a mask.
I’m looking extra good today so give me my mask because I’m about to take a maskie with my phone.
Maskie by real-diculous December 30, 2021
Sexta is the perverted version of Santa Claus, who instead of coming to leave presents, he comes to have sex with moms.
"Ok, kids, better get to bed because you don't want Santa not to come…(and mommy doesn't want Sexta to not come make her cum…)"
Sexta by real-diculous April 27, 2016

Beer pressure 

Like peer pressure, beer pressure is the feeling of being pressured into drinking more beer than one would like to because his/her friends are doing it.
I'm feeling a little dizzy already after this fifth beer, but my friends are still going and I'm beginning to feel the beer pressure..
Beer pressure by real-diculous September 3, 2014

fauxlder 

A prop, ideally a manila folder, used to carry in and around the office to give the illusion that work is being done when there is really nothing in it.
"I'm not in the mood to file all these receipts today.. Think I'll take a stroll around the building with my fauxlder instead."
fauxlder by real-diculous March 28, 2013

Prosexional 

To be very proficient and highly skilled at sexual intercourse.
"Oh my, Stacy. Jim rocked my world in bed last night! He is a real prosexional in the way he handles me."
Prosexional by real-diculous March 19, 2013
A term, phrase, or event worthy of and suitable for posting to a social networking web site.
LOL, that was a hilarious story, totally postable!
postable by real-diculous December 28, 2012

stinkerization 

1) To really be bad at something on a whole other level. To basically stink at something.

2) Also, to have an unfixable stink, stench, or body odor.

Basically, to stink as a whole, whether at something or one's bodily self.
1) Although the team moved to a new location they still are suffering from the same stinkerization.

2) Damn, I can't believe how bad his BO is after working out. Dude is suffering from supreme stinkerization..
stinkerization by real-diculous December 27, 2012