fattom 

a large mammal known for his ability to pick up extremely ugly girls

I'm going to Barnaby's to see fattom get down tonight.

fattom by ritley February 12, 2006

Fittoman 

A swedish word.

Boys that lie that they get laid, pussy or even kissing a girl on a party. There are mythomaniacs, but these just lie about girls to get some kind of rep from their homies.

Bob: "Did you hear that Ben got laid with two girls last night?"

Jamal: "Man, Ben is just another fittoman, don't believe him when it comes to girls."

Fittoman by Guden June 22, 2012

spectral fathom 

1. The depth of a condition that is not limited to a specific set of values but can vary across a continuum.
2. The profound truth of a metaphysical manifestation.

The spectral fathom of a fractal demonstrates the connection between all things.

spectral fathom by Aethertigris April 5, 2023

fartometer

A triphasic measurement of the extent of stench, the decibel level, and the length of an emission of flatus.

That one most certainly measured a 10-10-10 on my fartometer.

fartometer by Dr Bunnygirl June 5, 2017

Fattoo 

When a skinny person has a tattoo and later gains weight, so that the tattoo becomes stretched out

Johnny became overweight and now has a Fattoo on his Chest.

Fattoo by BruceLeeTheDragon October 18, 2008

Fattock 

A fattock is a rotund, larger friend within a social group that always eats too much and often orders the most food when eating out etc.

Simon: Marc, why have you ordered SO much food... it's 10am?
Marc: *insubordinate yelping and denial*
Simon: You're such a fucking fattock.

Fattock by mumpaidforthis August 19, 2014

Fantomas

1. Forming in 1998, this band is the brainchild of modern compositional experimentalist, Mike Patton. Other members include Dave Lombardo (Slayer), Buzz Osborne (Melvins), and Trevor Dunn (Mr. Bungle). The first band to release an album on Patton's independent record label, Ipecac Records. Helping to redefine post-modern metal, this band has released four albums to date. Their albums include Fantomas (1999), The Director's Cut (2001), Delirium Cordia (2004), and Suspended Animation (2005). None of which are exactly alike. Ranging in themes from comic book suspense, movie score covers, surgical horror, and cartoon cut & paste mayhem. Arguably one of the most challenging and talented group of musicians in the new millenium. The music can only be described as unique. Definitely not for the faint of heart. Rapid start-stop tempos mixed with vast expanses of heavy soundscapes and precise execution of complex time changes. Live performances prove to the music fan why this band is not to be taken lightly. With Patton directing traffic, you can see that this band is capable of anything. Truly one of the most ground-breaking bands of the avant garde modern era.

2. The main character in a long series of pre-WWI French thriller novels. An anti-hero. A villain.

When I listened to Fantomas last night, they rocked my socks off.

Fantomas by Fantom January 19, 2006